The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Starring Clint Eastwood
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Starring Clint Eastwood
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Die Hard: With A Vengeance (1995): Breakdown by Rantbo DIE HARD in a city. The same shit happens to the same guy, thrice. [THE EXECUTION] John McClane loses more hair, gains a magical African American friend, kills terrorists, smokes cigarettes and watches Captain Kangaroo. McClane is back, and it’s as though DIE HARDER … Read moreDie Hard With A Vengeance, A Dish Best Served With Samuel L. Jackson
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Die Hard 2 (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo DIE HARD in an airport. The same shit happens to the same guy. [THE EXECUTION] It’s Christmas time again, and you know what that means. Asshole consumers, shitty music and even shittier driving conditions (I take that back, the music is shittier). But, it also means … Read moreDIE HARD 2: COINCIDENCE IS A BITCH FROM HELL
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Die Hard (1988): Breakdown by Rantbo New York City Cop kills former terrorists, pretending to be current terrorists, but are really now exceptional thieves. Explosions and one-liners commence. [THE EXECUTION] “Welcome to the party, pal!” A hard boiled, take-no-shit New York City cop flies out to the magical land of limp-wristed men and … Read moreAll Other Action Movies Can DIE HARD
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Navy SEALs (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo Team of elite Air, Land and Semen kill terrorists. Are gay. [THE EXECUTION] This film was made for one reason and one reason only. To make some TOP GUN money. No clue if it succeeded financially (I highly doubt it), but the film definitely failed to touch … Read moreOoh, Navy SEALs!
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Never Back Down (2008): Breakdown by Rantbo Two shirtless boy-whores reenact KARATE KID with modern day MMA fighting moves. ‘Cuz karate didn’t get them sweaty enough. [THE EXECUTION] Contrary to what the title may have you believe, this movie isn’t about an escalating series of frat-house dares. “OK, dude–Bobby’s passed out, I dare … Read moreNever Back Down, Never Stop Sweating
Brandon Lee becomes an Action star… of the B-grade type.
Laser Mission (1989) a.k.a. Soldier Of Fortune
Starring Brandon Lee