Army Of One a.k.a. Joshua Tree a.k.a. Dolph Re-Enacts Hiroshima

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Joshua Tree a.k.a. Army of One (1993): Breakdown by Kain424 An ex-racecar driver, truck driver, and now current convict escapes after nine months in prison to prove his innocence and get revenge against those who framed him. He also feels they owe him money. [THE EXECUTION] This is easily among the best of … Read moreArmy Of One a.k.a. Joshua Tree a.k.a. Dolph Re-Enacts Hiroshima

Schm-Action Jackson

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Action Jackson (1988): Breakdown by Rantbo Big chocolate cop tolerates druggie slut, kills some glam-metal ninjas with fire and fights Craig T. Nelson. [THE EXECUTION] When making a film with the basic “Super-Cop-Kills-Bad-Guy” scenario, the devil becomes all about the details, as this movie has been made at least a dozen times a … Read moreSchm-Action Jackson

Jean-Claude Van Kickboxer

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Kickboxer (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo Two “Brothers” honeymoon in Thailand. One gets paralyzed, the other gets even. [THE EXECUTION] You get what you pay for and KICKBOXER delivers exactly what you’d expect from a movie called KICKBOXER. Half the film is a barrage of homoerotic training montages and the other half is filled … Read moreJean-Claude Van Kickboxer

COM: together, joint, mutual MAN: an adult male DO: to get it on

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Commando (Director’s Cut)(1985): Breakdown by Kain424 An ex-Special Forces operative’s daughter is kidnapped.  Rather than negotiate her return or deal with the demands of the kidnappers at all, he kills over a hundred people in order to get her back. [THE EXECUTION] Coming out the same year as Rambo: First Blood Part II, … Read moreCOM: together, joint, mutual MAN: an adult male DO: to get it on

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