[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Enter the Ninja (1981): Breakdown by Rutledal A westerner who has been taught in the ways of the ninja must help his friend defend his land. Retardation ensues. [THE EXECUTION] This is the movie that launched the wave of ninja movies released all trough the 80s and parts of the early 90s. It … Read moreEnter the 80s
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Storm Shadow (Lee Byung-hun/Brandon Soo Hoo): 60 (59 as Byung-hun, 1 by Soo Hoo) Duke (Channing Tatum): 17 Ana Lewis/Ana DeCobray/The Baroness (Sienna Miller): 15 Snake Eyes (Ray Park): 9 Scarlett (Rachel Nichols): 9 Heavy Duty (Adwale Akkinuoye-Agbaje): 3 Zartan (Arnold … Read moreG.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Thunderball (1965): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo SPECTRE is back and in full force. Seeming to have abandoned his vendetta on Bond, Number 1 holds a conference bringing together all his operatives to report on the progress of their various nefarious deeds. Enter Emilio Largo,or as he is known within SPECTRE, Number 2 … Read moreBond Breakdown #04: Thunderball (1965)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Challenge (1982) a.k.a. Sword Of The Ninja a.k.a. Equals: Breakdown by Kain424 An American boxer becomes embroiled in a Japanese conflict over ancient swords. [THE EXECUTION] After An Eye For An Eye all but invented many of the ideas, scenes, and moments of the 80s Action movie, all that was left was … Read moreEast Meets Glenn
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo A squad of models sport magical gimp suits to battle a dominatrix and a pre-Labor Day Ninja, in a live adaptation of TEAM AMERICA. [THE EXECUTION] “In the not too distant future…” The world will be ridden with computer graphics and day-to-day activities … Read moreG.I. Joe: The Rise Of Flashbacks
. [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish II (1982): Breakdown by Rutledal Like Death Wish, but with more action. And rape. [THE EXECUTION] This sequel to Charles Bronson’s signature movie, Death Wish, brings Bronson, Winner and pretty much no one else back in action for another vigilantastic adventure. Since the last movie, 80s low budget action movie … Read moreWishin’ II: Rape Boogaloo
Command Performance (2009)
Starring Dolph Lundgren and Dave Legeno
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Command Performance (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Die Hard at a concert. An ex-biker gang member (and current rock band drummer) is trapped in a concert hall with a group of Russian terrorists who have kidnapped the President and his daughters. [THE EXECUTION] Lundgren’s had a spotty directorial record, The Defender isn’t much to … Read moreThe Power Of Rock Is Lethal
NINJVEMBER Rant here, with the first AOBG Monthly Update, to inform the masses (all 12 of you) just what the fuck it is we’re working on. And as you can tell from the above title and picture of my girlfriend*, this November will be Ninja Themed and will feature no less than 5 Breakdowns by … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: NOVEMBER 2009
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Van Helsing (2004): Breakdown by Rantbo The guy who plays Wolverine, channels Batman, to play legendary demon slayer, Van Helsing. [THE EXECUTION] Before getting into Steven Sommers’ masterpiece, VAN HELSING, I feel I must address the prequel. Yes, this film actually has one… Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004) Released straight to DVD, … Read moreVan Archangel