Desperado (1995)
Starring Antonio Banderas and Danny Trejo
Chocolate Explosion
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Dynamite (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Imma tell you story, about a friend I’ve had… He’s a mean mother fucker and he’s super bad. So grab on to your seats… And hang on tight. While I tell you a story… About BLACK DYNAMITE! [THE EXECUTION] As the 70s drew to a close, sadly … Read moreChocolate Explosion
Right vs. Racism …And lots of Coca-Cola
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] In The Heat Of The Night (1967): Breakdown by Kain424 A black Northern detective helps a white Southern police chief solve a homicide. [THE EXECUTION] While many movies were made featuring racial issues and black protagonists in the 60s and 70s, perhaps none were so critically accepted as In The Heat Of The … Read moreRight vs. Racism …And lots of Coca-Cola
Valentine’s Day
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Charlie Valentine (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo An aging mobster tries to fuck over the bossman, fails, and has to face the repercussions of retirement on the lamb. [THE EXECUTION] Much like LOST IN TRANSLATION, the film opens with what Pacino would call, “A GREAT ASS!” Butt, then the comparisons between these two films … Read moreValentine’s Day
Pre-Blaxploitation Blaxploitation
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Black Klansman a.k.a. I Crossed The Color Line (1966): Breakdown by Kain424 A black man’s daughter is killed in a Ku Klux Klan attack. He disguises himself as a white man and infiltrates the Klan in order to bring down the man responsible. Goofiness ensues. [THE EXECUTION] While the Blaxploitation genre is … Read morePre-Blaxploitation Blaxploitation
Seagal IS A Dangerous Man. In case you, uh, you know, didn’t know.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] A Dangerous Man (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Steven Seagal is, a dangerous man. [THE EXECUTION] After being chased off from assaulting Seagal’s wife, a scum sucking car-jacker inadvertently ends up butchered and the blame comes to rest on our hero. Imprisoned for a crime he was too tubby to commit, Seagal spends the … Read moreSeagal IS A Dangerous Man. In case you, uh, you know, didn’t know.
48 Hrs. (1982) Body Count Breakdown
48 Hrs. (1982) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by BodyCountMan) [Character Kills] Albert Ganz (James Remar): 5 Billy Bear (Sonny Landham): 3 Jack Cates (Nick Nolte): 1 Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy): 1 [Corpse Breakdown] Prison Farm: 2 -Ganz and Billy shoot Brady -Ganz and Billy shoot 1 guard Bus Stop: 1 -Henry Wong … Read more48 Hrs. (1982) Body Count Breakdown
Another 48 Hrs. (1990) Body Count Breakdown
Another 48 Hrs. (1990) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by BodyCountMan) [CHARACTER KILLS] Cherry Ganz (Andrew Divoff): 5 Jack Cates (Nick Nolte): 3 Willie Hicock (David Anthony Marshall): 3 Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy): 2 Ben Kehoe/Iceman (Brion James): 1 Malcolm Price (Ted Markland): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Desert Bar: 3 -Cherry shoots the female … Read moreAnother 48 Hrs. (1990) Body Count Breakdown
Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009) Body Count Breakdown
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Charlie Nash (Chris Klein): 10 Balrog (Michael Clarke Duncan): 7 Vega (Jaime “Taboo” Gomez): 5 Chun-Li (Kristin Kreuk): 4 Det. Maya Sunee (Moon Bloodgood): 4 Gen (Robin Shou): 3 M.Bison (Neal McDonough): 2 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Loyalty: 5 -Vega kills the 5 … Read moreStreet Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009) Body Count Breakdown
The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission (1985) Body Count Breakdown
The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission (1985) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Sam Sixkiller (Sonny Landham): 14 Tommy Wells (Larry Wilcox): 6 Major John Reisman (Lee Marvin): 5 Arlen Dregors (Ricco Ross): 3 Louis Valentine (Ken Wahl): 2 General Sepp Dietrich (Wolf Kahler): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Bus chase: 11 -Sam Sixkiller shoots Robert E. … Read moreThe Dirty Dozen: Next Mission (1985) Body Count Breakdown