While In Wonerful Zombieland, Be Sure To Visit The Magic Extinction and Eprot Center… HARHARHAR!

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Zombieland (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo A small group of rag-tag zombie apocalypse survivors band together for a cross-country road trip to a West Coast theme park. Why? Because it’s funny. Note: Now while I normally never do this (as I just don’t really give a fuck), I am issuing a spoiler warning for … Read moreWhile In Wonerful Zombieland, Be Sure To Visit The Magic Extinction and Eprot Center… HARHARHAR!

Zombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown

Zombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by RANTBO) [CHARACTER KILLS] Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson): 107 Wichita (Emma Stone): 20 Columbus (Jesse Eisenburg): 9 Little Rock (Abigail Breslin): 2 Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker (Joan Schuermeyer): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 11 -Zombies eat 8 people -2 dead bodies are see lying on the street -A woman … Read moreZombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown

Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown

Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (Previously done by Kooshmeister) [Character Kills] Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): 12 Fletch (Michael Bowen): 4 Taddeo (David Parry): 3 Detective Sergeant William “Billy” Rosewood (Judge Reinhold): 2 Ellis DeWald (Timothy Carhart): 2 Inspector Douglas Todd (Gilbert R. Hill): 1 Holloway (Lindsey Ginter): 1 Detective … Read moreBeverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)

Starring Harrison Ford and Karen Allen

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If Looks Could Kill (1991) Body Count Breakdown

If Looks Could Kill (1991) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Michael Corben (Richard Grieco): 12 Ilsa Grunt (Linda Hunt): 3 Zigesfeld (Tom Rack): 2 Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar): 1 Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees): 1 Kelly (Travis Swords): 1 Blade (Roger Daltrey): 1 Imposter Driver (Tedd Dillon): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Meeting: 1 -Zigesfeld bashes Lefevre’s … Read moreIf Looks Could Kill (1991) Body Count Breakdown

Universal Soldier: Redeemed

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 When a rebel Soviet group, using stolen UniSol technology, kidnap the Russian Prime Minister’s children and fortify themselves in Chernobyl, Luc Deveraux is sent back into action. [THE EXECUTION] Pretending the other sequels to Universal Soldier don’t exist, this film sees Luc Deveraux as damaged goods … Read moreUniversal Soldier: Redeemed

Universal Soldier: The Fuck!?

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: The Return (1999): Breakdown by Rantbo Cash-in on the Universal Soldier name with a shitty piece of shitty shit sequel that shits on the original. [THE EXECUTION] While the exact time frame of Van Damme’s self inflicted life-slump (otherwise known as the “Cocaine Years”) still has yet to be finalized and … Read moreUniversal Soldier: The Fuck!?

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