Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, James Earl Jones, and Mako
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Diabolik (1968) Body Count Breakdown
Diabolik (1968) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Diabolik (John Phillip Law): 9 Ralph Valmont (Adolfo Celi): 4 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Syndicate Meeting: 3 -Valmont shoots 2 crime bosses -Valmont drops Frank out of the plane through a trapdoor Jewelry Heist: 4 -Diabolik kills 2 guards while sneaking into the castle -Diabolik uses a mirror … Read moreDiabolik (1968) Body Count Breakdown
The Untouchables (1987) Killcount and Body Count Breakdown
The Untouchables (1987) Killcount by orphen20
Starring Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, Andy Garcia, Charles Martin Smith, Robert De Niro, Billy Drago, and Vito D’Ambrosio
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Mitchell (1974) Body Count Breakdown
Mitchell (1974) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Mitchell (Joe Don Baker): 7 Walter Deaney (John Saxon): 1 Benton (Merlin Olsen): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Break-In Gone Bad: 1 -Deaney shoots a robber in his house Dune Buggy Chase: 2 -Mitchell clubs Deaney’s goon’s head with a rock -Deaney’s dune buggy crashes and blows up … Read moreMitchell (1974) Body Count Breakdown
Dick Tracy (1990) Killcount
Dick Tracy (1990)
Starring Warren Beatty, William Forsythe and Ed O’Ross
Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown
Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Madmartigan (Val Kilmer): 17 Airk Thaughbaer (Gavan O’Herlihy): 4 General Kael (Pat Roach): 3 Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis): 2 Princess Sorsha (Joanne Whalley): 2 Franjean (Rick Overton): 1 Rool (Kevin Pollak): 1 Fin Raziel (Patricia Hayes): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Death Dog Attack: 1 -Ethna is mauled … Read moreWillow (1988) Body Count Breakdown
Chocolate Explosion
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Dynamite (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Imma tell you story, about a friend I’ve had… He’s a mean mother fucker and he’s super bad. So grab on to your seats… And hang on tight. While I tell you a story… About BLACK DYNAMITE! [THE EXECUTION] As the 70s drew to a close, sadly … Read moreChocolate Explosion
Valentine’s Day
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Charlie Valentine (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo An aging mobster tries to fuck over the bossman, fails, and has to face the repercussions of retirement on the lamb. [THE EXECUTION] Much like LOST IN TRANSLATION, the film opens with what Pacino would call, “A GREAT ASS!” Butt, then the comparisons between these two films … Read moreValentine’s Day
Seagal IS A Dangerous Man. In case you, uh, you know, didn’t know.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] A Dangerous Man (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Steven Seagal is, a dangerous man. [THE EXECUTION] After being chased off from assaulting Seagal’s wife, a scum sucking car-jacker inadvertently ends up butchered and the blame comes to rest on our hero. Imprisoned for a crime he was too tubby to commit, Seagal spends the … Read moreSeagal IS A Dangerous Man. In case you, uh, you know, didn’t know.