[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: The Return (1999): Breakdown by Rantbo Cash-in on the Universal Soldier name with a shitty piece of shitty shit sequel that shits on the original. [THE EXECUTION] While the exact time frame of Van Damme’s self inflicted life-slump (otherwise known as the “Cocaine Years”) still has yet to be finalized and … Read moreUniversal Soldier: The Fuck!?
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Boondock Saints (1999): Breakdown by Rantbo Two brothers, a mafia errand-boy, a gay FBI agent and an old man kill “bad” people to make the world a better place. [THE EXECUTION] A tale of loss, heartbreak, brotherhood and the dual .44 driven journey of revenge and redemption that puts it all into … Read moreThe Boondick Taints
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier (1992): Breakdown by Kain424 Using the bodies of “M.I.A.” Vietnam soldiers, the government creates a platoon of seemingly invincible super soldiers. When one begins to remember who he was in his past life and escapes, explosions, car chases, and fighting ensues in this epic versus film. [THE EXECUTION] Versus films are … Read moreUniversally Awesome!
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Give ‘em Hell, Malone (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo “His name is Malone and he’s one tough dick.” [THE EXECUTION] Much like westerns, smart comedies, and 80s style action, the noir detective films have been in a steady decline of studio and mass audience popularity these past couple decades and all but disappeared outside … Read moreGive ’em Noir, Hollywood
Red Heat (1988) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (Previously done by Bodycountman and Gregglop09) [CHARACTER KILLS] Captain Ivan Danko (Arnold Schwarzenegger): 7 Viktor ‘Rosta’ Rostavili (Ed O’Ross): 5 Vagran Rostavili (Gabor Koncz): 1 Pytor Tatomovich (Roger Callard): 1 Yegor (Istvan Etlenyi): 1 Ali (Eric Mansker): 1 Jamal (Lew Hopson): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Cafe: 1 -Ivan … Read moreRed Heat (1988) Body Count Breakdown
Public Enemies (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale): 6 Baby Face Nelson (Stephen Graham): 4 John Dillinger (Johnny Depp): 3 Agent Winstead (Stephen Lang): 3 Homer Van Meter (Stephen Dorff): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Breakout: 6 -Dillinger shoots 1 guard -2 guards killed by Dillinger’s men -2 of Dillinger’s men … Read morePublic Enemies (2009) Body Count Breakdown
Cold Sweat (1970) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by BodyCountMan) [CHARACTER KILLS] Joe Martin (Charles Bronson) 2 Katanga (Jean Topart) 2 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] House: 1 -Joe breaks a hitman’s neck Flashback: 1 -Katanga stabs a cop “Kill Your Own Man?”: 1 -Katanga shoots one of his own hitmen in the head while struggling … Read moreCold Sweat (1970) Body Count Breakdown
Angel And The Badman (1947) Body Count Breakdown by BodyCountMan [CHARACTER KILLS] Territorial Marshal Wishful McClintock (Harry Carey): 2 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] The Final Showdown: 2 Wishful shoots 2 men [THE FINAL TALLY = 2]
Death Sentence (2007) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by BodyCountMan) [CHARACTER KILLS] Nick Hume (Kevin Bacon): 10 Billy Darley (Garrett Hedlund): 5 Bodie (Edi Gathegi): 1 Joe Darley (Matt O’Leary): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Gas Station Hold-Up: 2 -Billy shoots the clerk -Joe slashes Brendan Hume’s throat with a machete and he dies in … Read moreDeath Sentence (2007) Body Count Breakdown
