Mitchell (1974) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Mitchell (Joe Don Baker): 7 Walter Deaney (John Saxon): 1 Benton (Merlin Olsen): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Break-In Gone Bad: 1 -Deaney shoots a robber in his house Dune Buggy Chase: 2 -Mitchell clubs Deaney’s goon’s head with a rock -Deaney’s dune buggy crashes and blows up … Read moreMitchell (1974) Body Count Breakdown
Dick Tracy (1990)
Starring Warren Beatty, William Forsythe and Ed O’Ross
Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Madmartigan (Val Kilmer): 17 Airk Thaughbaer (Gavan O’Herlihy): 4 General Kael (Pat Roach): 3 Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis): 2 Princess Sorsha (Joanne Whalley): 2 Franjean (Rick Overton): 1 Rool (Kevin Pollak): 1 Fin Raziel (Patricia Hayes): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Death Dog Attack: 1 -Ethna is mauled … Read moreWillow (1988) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Dynamite (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Imma tell you story, about a friend I’ve had… He’s a mean mother fucker and he’s super bad. So grab on to your seats… And hang on tight. While I tell you a story… About BLACK DYNAMITE! [THE EXECUTION] As the 70s drew to a close, sadly … Read moreChocolate Explosion
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] In The Heat Of The Night (1967): Breakdown by Kain424 A black Northern detective helps a white Southern police chief solve a homicide. [THE EXECUTION] While many movies were made featuring racial issues and black protagonists in the 60s and 70s, perhaps none were so critically accepted as In The Heat Of The … Read moreRight vs. Racism …And lots of Coca-Cola
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Charlie Valentine (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo An aging mobster tries to fuck over the bossman, fails, and has to face the repercussions of retirement on the lamb. [THE EXECUTION] Much like LOST IN TRANSLATION, the film opens with what Pacino would call, “A GREAT ASS!” Butt, then the comparisons between these two films … Read moreValentine’s Day
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Black Klansman a.k.a. I Crossed The Color Line (1966): Breakdown by Kain424 A black man’s daughter is killed in a Ku Klux Klan attack. He disguises himself as a white man and infiltrates the Klan in order to bring down the man responsible. Goofiness ensues. [THE EXECUTION] While the Blaxploitation genre is … Read morePre-Blaxploitation Blaxploitation
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] A Dangerous Man (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Steven Seagal is, a dangerous man. [THE EXECUTION] After being chased off from assaulting Seagal’s wife, a scum sucking car-jacker inadvertently ends up butchered and the blame comes to rest on our hero. Imprisoned for a crime he was too tubby to commit, Seagal spends the … Read moreSeagal IS A Dangerous Man. In case you, uh, you know, didn’t know.
48 Hrs. (1982) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by BodyCountMan) [Character Kills] Albert Ganz (James Remar): 5 Billy Bear (Sonny Landham): 3 Jack Cates (Nick Nolte): 1 Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy): 1 [Corpse Breakdown] Prison Farm: 2 -Ganz and Billy shoot Brady -Ganz and Billy shoot 1 guard Bus Stop: 1 -Henry Wong … Read more48 Hrs. (1982) Body Count Breakdown
