Top Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Chocolate Mousse (Eddie Tagoe): 10 Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer): 1 Sergeant Krueger (Jack Cooper): 1 Albert Potato (Sydney Arnold): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Border checkpoint: 1 -German soldiers drag away and shoot a man who was smuggling dog biscuits Secret meeting: 1 -Krueger shoots the “blind” … Read moreTop Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown
Spider-Man 3 (2007) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Flint Marko/Sandman (Thomas Haden Church): 7 Eddie Brock/Venom (Topher Grace): 4 Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire): 1 Dennis Carradine (Michael Papajohn): 1 Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina): 1* Norman Osborn/Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe): 1* [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Credits: 2* Octavius’ dead body is shown, having drowned himself … Read moreSpider-Man 3 (2007) Body Count Breakdown
Speed (1994) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Howard Payne (Dennis Hopper): 12 Jack Traven (Keanu Reeves): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Elevator Trouble: 1 -Payne stabs a security guard in the ear with a screwdriver Bye-Bye Bob: 1 -Payne bombs a bus killing the driver Penalty: 1 -Payne sets off an explosive killing Helen Harry … Read moreSpeed (1994) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Shaft (1971): Breakdown by Rantbo A bad-ass, sex-machine private-eye is hired by a gangster to find his missing daughter. [THE EXECUTION] While many consider SWEET SWEETBACK’S BAADASSSSS SONG to be the first film of the Blaxploitation craze, and others often bring up Sidney Poitier’s Mister Tibbs flicks to be a catalyst, I’ve always … Read moreSHAFT’s His Name. SHAFT’s His Game. And It’s Also Another Name For A Penis.
Shaft (1971) Body Count Breakdown by Statham17 (previously done by RANTBO) [Character Kills] John Shaft Sr. I (Richard Roundtree): 2 Ben Buford (Christopher St. John): 2 Leroy (Tommy Lane): 1 [Corpse Breakdown] Office: 1 Leroy accidentally runs out of a window and falls to his death “Don’t Tom me man!”: 6 Sonny dies from his … Read moreShaft (1971) Body Count Breakdown
The Matrix killcount.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Fugitive (1993): Breakdown by Rutledal A doctor’s wife is murdered. He says a one-armed man did it, but everyone believes it was him and he must prove his innocence while avoiding the law. [THE EXECUTION] Some of you might be familiar with this small movie award show called the Academy Awards, or … Read moreIndiana Kimble and the Search for the One Armed Man
Rant here, welcoming you dear viewers to the month of Luv, Groundhogs and White Guilt: February. One month down, on our journey to 2011, and I’m sorry to say that it was pretty lack-luster here at AOBG. Having come down with a cold, a week-or-so in, I lost a lot of time and as such, … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: FEBRUARY 2010
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Zombieland (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo A small group of rag-tag zombie apocalypse survivors band together for a cross-country road trip to a West Coast theme park. Why? Because it’s funny. Note: Now while I normally never do this (as I just don’t really give a fuck), I am issuing a spoiler warning for … Read moreWhile In Wonerful Zombieland, Be Sure To Visit The Magic Extinction and Eprot Center… HARHARHAR!
Zombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by RANTBO) [CHARACTER KILLS] Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson): 107 Wichita (Emma Stone): 20 Columbus (Jesse Eisenburg): 9 Little Rock (Abigail Breslin): 2 Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker (Joan Schuermeyer): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 11 -Zombies eat 8 people -2 dead bodies are see lying on the street -A woman … Read moreZombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown