Simon Sez (1999)
Starring Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, Filip Nikolic, Emma Wiklund and Jérôme Pradon
Rant here, and so is summer. Ah, summer. The season of sun, sweat, mandatory lawn care and big budget shitfeast movies. Many of which I’ve decided to boycott giving my $7.50 to. But all is not bleak, with the time and money I save going out to the theater, I’ll be able to focus my … Read moreTHE AOBG UPDATE: JUNE 2010
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] First Blood (1982): Breakdown by RANTBO A crazed Vietnam veteran wages a one man war on Reagan Era infrastructure in a redneck mountain town. Re-defines ‘Bad-Ass’. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE ANTI-HERO: Sylvester Stallone is Ex-Green Beret John J. Rambo If Rambo had a biography it would read like a … Read moreAMB: FIRST BLOOD (1982)
American Kickboxer (1990) Body Count by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] B.J. Quinn (John Barrett): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Party: 1 Quinn accidentally hits a guy in the throat, killing him [THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED] -Several guys in the ring (including Denard) are merely knocked out, but not killed (this is a kick-boxing movie after all) [THE FINAL … Read moreAmerican Kickboxer (1990) Body Count Breakdown
Second In Command (2006) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Commander Samuel ‘Sam’ Keenan (Jean-Claude Van Damme) – 10 Michelle Whitman (Julie Cox) – 2 Sergeant ‘Gunny’ Earl Darnell (Razaaq Adoti) – 3 Anton Tavarov (Velibor Topic) – 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] “Journalist scum!” – 6 -Terrorists kills 5 journalists -Sam snaps 1 terrorist’s neck … Read moreSecond In Command (2006) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Bloodfist II (1990): Breakdown by Rutledal A kickboxer retires after killing a man in the ring, but is kidnapped and forced to fight for life or death in a martial arts tournament. [THE EXECUTION] After the surprise hit of the first Bloodfist movie, Concorde seized the opportunity to make some more cash and … Read moreBloodfist II: Fist Harder
Collateral Damage killcount
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) (Extended Cut) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 (Edited with the assistance of Jawsunleashed) [CHARACTER KILLS] Aragorn (Viggo Mortenson): 48 Legolas (Orlando Bloom): 92 Gimli (John Rhys-Davies): 25 Haldir (Craig Parker): 7 King Theoden (Bernard Hill): 5 Treebeard (John Rhys-Davies): 5 Gandalf (Ian McKellen): 1 Faramir (David … Read moreThe Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) (Extended Cut) Body Count Breakdown
Death Wish V: The Face Of Death (1994) Body Count Breakdown by BodyCountMan [CHARACTER KILLS] Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson): 7 Freddie ‘Flakes’ (Robert Joy): 3 Chuck Paconi (Kevin Lund): 1 Sal Paconi (Chuck Shamata): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Good Night Reg: 1 -Chuck shoots Reg Miss-Informer: 2 -Freddie kills Big Al and Janice Omori in a … Read moreDeath Wish V: The Face Of Death (1994) Body Count Breakdown
Bulletproof Monk (2003) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Jade (Jaime King) – 13 Monk With No Name (Chow Yun-Fat) – 2 Kar (Seann William Scott) – 2 Strucker (Karel Roden) – 1 Nina (Victoria Smurfit) – 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Tibet 1943 – 18 -Nazis kills Master Monk -Nazis shoots 15 monks (2 onscreen, … Read moreBulletproof Monk (2003) Body Count Breakdown
Simon Sez (1999)
Starring Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, Filip Nikolic, Emma Wiklund and Jérôme Pradon