[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Predator (1987): Breakdown by RANTBO A team of mercenaries lead by Ah-Nuld fight for their lives against a 7’ 2½” trophy-hunting alien Rambo in a jungle. Wargasms ensue. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE HEROES: DUTCH’S RESCUE TEAM (NOT ASSASSINS) Left to Right, Top To Bottom Arnold Schwarzenegger is MAJ. Alan … Read moreAMB: PREDATOR (1987)
Rant here, and so is summer. Ah, summer. The season of sun, sweat, mandatory lawn care and big budget shitfeast movies. Many of which I’ve decided to boycott giving my $7.50 to. But all is not bleak, with the time and money I save going out to the theater, I’ll be able to focus my … Read moreTHE AOBG UPDATE: JUNE 2010
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] First Blood (1982): Breakdown by RANTBO A crazed Vietnam veteran wages a one man war on Reagan Era infrastructure in a redneck mountain town. Re-defines ‘Bad-Ass’. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE ANTI-HERO: Sylvester Stallone is Ex-Green Beret John J. Rambo If Rambo had a biography it would read like a … Read moreAMB: FIRST BLOOD (1982)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Bloodfist II (1990): Breakdown by Rutledal A kickboxer retires after killing a man in the ring, but is kidnapped and forced to fight for life or death in a martial arts tournament. [THE EXECUTION] After the surprise hit of the first Bloodfist movie, Concorde seized the opportunity to make some more cash and … Read moreBloodfist II: Fist Harder
Rantbo takes up the cause of Sir Robin of the Hood in this review.
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will… Over the past few weeks, whenever I passed over an article about Iron Man 2, the band AC/DC seemed to keep catching my eye. Yet despite being a fan of the group, I lacked interest in discovering the why to their inclusion, so I … Read morerAnT THE MOVIES: Iron Man 2
The Losers. A movie so bad, it killed my boner for Zoe Saldana. No small feat I assure you. I even found her fuckable as that big cerulean cat-clown thing in that James Cameron movie. On the positive side, I don’t think they could have picked a more appropriate title. Easy joke aside, I’m serious. … Read morerAnT THE MOVIES: The Losers
Way back in the year 2000, an event occurred in my small mountain-valley town that shaped and defined my social, cultural and financial status for years to come. A comic shop—was opened. Now while this may sound like a trivial, mundane event, it was something quite special to yours truly. You see, it had been … Read morerAnT THE MOVIES: A Kick-Ass Review by RANT
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Killer Meteors (1976): Breakdown by Kain424 A rich and powerful man seeks the assistance of a powerful warrior to kill his wife and retrieve the antidote for the poison she’s fed him. But all is not what it seems… [THE EXECUTION] After the somewhat lukewarm reception of New Fist Of Fury, director … Read moreStupid Weapons and Jade Head Bracelets
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] New Fist Of Fury a.k.a. Xin jing wu men (1976): Breakdown by Kain424 Survivors of the first film escape to Taiwan to start a martial arts school, and a young thief helps them give rise to a rebellion against the Japanese. [THE EXECUTION] The genre that became known as Bruceploitation had gone into … Read moreJackie Chan: The New Bruce Lee