Kain’s Quest: Hard Target (1993)
Kain claims Hard Target is one of the best. Here’s why.
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Top Ten Turkeys Of 2015
Top Ten Turkeys Of 2015 by H83tr3d Well folks, it’s that wonderful time of the year when we look back at a shitpile that is 2015 that will make you shudder in disgust. Lo and behold these wretched transgressions against celluloid art that will surely scar you as an angry cat that hasn’t seen fresh … Read moreTop Ten Turkeys Of 2015
R.I.P. Rowdy Roddy Piper – He’s AllOuttaBubbleGum
1954 – 2015 It is my sad duty to report on the sudden passing of famed professional wrestler and cult film icon Roddy Piper. As one of the two men responsible for the phrase I used when making this site, he will be deeply missed. Long ago, Rant and I worked many hours on a … Read moreR.I.P. Rowdy Roddy Piper – He’s AllOuttaBubbleGum
Thank you, Christopher Lee
1922 – 2015 I don’t usually go in for the memorial articles, but today’s death of the great and mighty Sir Christopher Lee hit me surprisingly hard. He had been a mainstay for GENERATIONS of filmgoers, and a standout in everything from a James Bond movie to Star Wars to The Lord Of The Rings. … Read moreThank you, Christopher Lee
Kain’s List: Top 5 Chainsaw Fights Of All Time
Kain cuts into one of his favorite props in cinema: the chainsaw!
Friday Night Movie Night: Triple Cross
Tonight’s feature is a very special one. Also confusingly known as Angel Of Fury (which is the title of another, inferior Rothrock picture) Triple Cross is one of the more insane Action pictures I’ve ever had the privilege of viewing and I present it here for you to do the same. It’s got a stupid … Read moreFriday Night Movie Night: Triple Cross
Friday Night Movie Night: Missing In Action
Tonight’s feature is probably the craziest project I’ve ever given myself. I decided to recut the three Chuck Norris B-movie classics into one crazier film. Without further ado, here is Missing In Action: The Kain424 Cut: Hope you enjoyed the movie! Discuss
Friday Night Movie Night: In The Line Of Duty III
Before you start feeling too far behind here, let me explain that there is no In The Line Of Duty or In The Line Of Duty II. This was a marketing scheme which morphed into a fairly successful Honk Kong Action film franchise. You may read my thoughts on this film HERE. TL;DR version: I … Read moreFriday Night Movie Night: In The Line Of Duty III
Friday Night Movie Night: The Last Stand
Tonight’s feature is something a little bit different: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s big comeback vehicle The Last Stand. Kim Jee-woon’s 2013 modern Western is a flawed film in many ways, but it’s also a lot of fun. I ended up making my own cut of the film and you can view it below: Hope you all got … Read moreFriday Night Movie Night: The Last Stand
Van Damme’s Version Of Taken, Pound Of Flesh, Finally Has A Trailer
And it rules. Check it out: [UPDATE 2.0: some awesome soul uploaded it to YouTube] [UPDATE: they’ve password-protected the video. This is a bad move for them, as positive word was all I heard from folks who saw this] Can I just say how great it is to have an Action star out there making … Read moreVan Damme’s Version Of Taken, Pound Of Flesh, Finally Has A Trailer