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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown

April 26, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Demolisher (Voiced by Calvin Wimmer): 62 (All humans) The Fallen (Voiced by Tony Todd): 29 (28 humans, 1 Transformer) Megatron (Voiced by Hugo Weaving): 13 (12 humans, 1 Transformer) Devastator (Voiced by Frank Welker): 7 (Humans) Mixmaster (N/A): 5 (Humans) Ravage (N/A): … Read moreTransformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown

Heroes Shed No Tears (1986) Killcount

September 12, 2025November 29, 2009 by Rant

Heroes Shed No Tears (1986) Killcount by Jawsunleashed

Starring Eddy Ko, Chin Yuet-Sang, Chau Sang-Lau, and Philippe Loffredo

Ninjas And Norris

November 28, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Octagon (1980): Breakdown by Kain424 A martial arts master must track down and confront his estranged brother, who is training ninja terrorists. [THE EXECUTION] Before Cannon there was American Cinema, making B-Action films from the 1970s onward. It is fitting then that their star player at the time, Chuck Norris, would usher … Read moreNinjas And Norris

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza-Eating Cartoon-Watching Dancing Swearing Skateboarder Turtles

June 15, 2023November 27, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo Mutated amphibians use ninjutsu to end a crime spree initiated by troubled youths dressed as ninjas. [THE EXECUTION] As a child of the 80s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (henceforth to be referred to as TMNT) hold a special place in my heart. From the … Read moreTeenage Mutant Ninja Pizza-Eating Cartoon-Watching Dancing Swearing Skateboarder Turtles

Criminals Need To Be Punished

November 26, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (Theatrical Cut) (2004): Breakdown by Rutledal A G-Man’s family get’s killed, he kills the killers. [THE EXECUTION] Just to get it out of the way, this breakdown will not be based solely on The Punisher as an action movie, but also as an adaptation of the comic it’s based on. It’s … Read moreCriminals Need To Be Punished

The Punisher: Judge, Jury, Executioner, Sado-Masochist

November 25, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo What if Paul Kersey was an insane 6’5”, muscle-bound Swede? [THE EXECUTION] Aside from the overblown budgets and overuse of computer graphics, my biggest gripe with this past decade’s action of popular choice, the Super-Hero film, are the painful, over-long and unnecessary origin stories. I attribute this … Read moreThe Punisher: Judge, Jury, Executioner, Sado-Masochist

Jackie Chan Moles And Policewomen

November 23, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Heroine (1973) a.k.a. Ru jing cha a.k.a. Rumble In Hong Kong a.k.a. Police Woman: Breakdown by Kain424 A cop searches for the gang that killed her sister with the aid of a taxi driver who’s being harassed by the same gang. [THE EXECUTION] After starring in Little Tiger Of Canton, Jackie Chan … Read moreJackie Chan Moles And Policewomen

Bond Breakdown: Special Entry: Casino Royale (1967)

September 27, 2025November 22, 2009 by Rant

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Casino Royale (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Legendary British spy, Sir James Bond, is reluctantly coursed out of retirement to bring about the destruction of a sinister organization responsible for the disappearances of numerous agents from around the world. Devising a plan of utter absurdity, Bond collects MI6’s remaining agents, re-names them … Read moreBond Breakdown: Special Entry: Casino Royale (1967)

Vin Diesel Killcounts

April 18, 2025November 21, 2009 by kain424

Vin Diesel’s killcounts.

T3: The Fall Of The Franchise

November 20, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003): Breakdown by Kain424 Judgment Day wasn’t stopped, an even newer terminator assassin is sent back in time, and a T-800 is also sent back to escort John Connor to a safe location. That’s it. Whole movie. It’s a god damn escort mission. [THE EXECUTION] After thirty … Read moreT3: The Fall Of The Franchise