War (2007)
Starring Jet Li and Jason Statham
Death Wish: War Zone
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish 3 (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson is back and this time he cuts the population of New York in half. [THE EXECUTION] Paul Kersey is back on both the silver screen and in New York (although the movie was filmed in London), when he goes to visit an old army … Read moreDeath Wish: War Zone
Blimp Sunday
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Sunday (1977): Breakdown by Kain424 An Israeli counter-terrorism agent tries to prevent an attack at the Super Bowl. [THE EXECUTION] Right away I feel it is important to note that I don’t think Black Sunday should be included in the Disaster Movie genre. Those films usually feature a horrific event followed by … Read moreBlimp Sunday
Triple Eks
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] xXx [Unrated, Uncensored Director’s Cut] (2002): Breakdown by Rantbo What if James Bond was a self-righteous, extreme sports junkie douche-bag? Wait, allow me to rephrase the question—What if James Bond was an American? [THE EXECUTION] There is another dimension of action, beyond that which is known to grown men. It is a dimension … Read moreTriple Eks
Rutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Orions Belte a.k.a. Orion’s Belt (1985): Breakdown by Rutledal [THE EXECUTION] Let me start off by telling you that this is a new (and unofficial) series of write-ups where I will be breaking down action movies from my own country of origin, Norway. This series will probably be as frequently updated as the … Read moreRutledal Does Norwegian Action #01: Orion’s Belt
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Starring Charles Bronson
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Terminator 4: How John Connor Got His Scar
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator Salvation (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 In the year 2018, John Connor breaks into SkyNet’s base of operations to save Kyle Reese. He ends up with a scar and a heart transplant. [THE EXECUTION] After Terminator 3: The Rise Of The Machines failed to meet the relatively low expectations of fans, the announcement … Read moreTerminator 4: How John Connor Got His Scar
THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009
DISMEMBER Rant here to officially lament: It’s that time of year again. There’s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009
Bond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] You Only Live Twice (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo After the hijacking of an American spacecraft (and soon after, a Soviet one), representatives from the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. gather for a rousting few rounds of the Blame Game. But while the State Reps and the Soviet Reps spent their trip to … Read moreBond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)
Quantum Of Solace (2008) Killcount And Body Count Breakdown
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Starring Daniel Craig
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