Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Starring Harrison Ford and Karen Allen
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Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (Previously done by Kooshmeister) [Character Kills] Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): 12 Fletch (Michael Bowen): 4 Taddeo (David Parry): 3 Detective Sergeant William “Billy” Rosewood (Judge Reinhold): 2 Ellis DeWald (Timothy Carhart): 2 Inspector Douglas Todd (Gilbert R. Hill): 1 Holloway (Lindsey Ginter): 1 Detective … Read moreBeverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Starring Harrison Ford and Karen Allen
Read moreIndiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown
If Looks Could Kill (1991) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Michael Corben (Richard Grieco): 12 Ilsa Grunt (Linda Hunt): 3 Zigesfeld (Tom Rack): 2 Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar): 1 Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees): 1 Kelly (Travis Swords): 1 Blade (Roger Daltrey): 1 Imposter Driver (Tedd Dillon): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Meeting: 1 -Zigesfeld bashes Lefevre’s … Read moreIf Looks Could Kill (1991) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 When a rebel Soviet group, using stolen UniSol technology, kidnap the Russian Prime Minister’s children and fortify themselves in Chernobyl, Luc Deveraux is sent back into action. [THE EXECUTION] Pretending the other sequels to Universal Soldier don’t exist, this film sees Luc Deveraux as damaged goods … Read moreUniversal Soldier: Redeemed
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Michael Jai White
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: The Return (1999): Breakdown by Rantbo Cash-in on the Universal Soldier name with a shitty piece of shitty shit sequel that shits on the original. [THE EXECUTION] While the exact time frame of Van Damme’s self inflicted life-slump (otherwise known as the “Cocaine Years”) still has yet to be finalized and … Read moreUniversal Soldier: The Fuck!?
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Boondock Saints (1999): Breakdown by Rantbo Two brothers, a mafia errand-boy, a gay FBI agent and an old man kill “bad” people to make the world a better place. [THE EXECUTION] A tale of loss, heartbreak, brotherhood and the dual .44 driven journey of revenge and redemption that puts it all into … Read moreThe Boondick Taints
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier (1992): Breakdown by Kain424 Using the bodies of “M.I.A.” Vietnam soldiers, the government creates a platoon of seemingly invincible super soldiers. When one begins to remember who he was in his past life and escapes, explosions, car chases, and fighting ensues in this epic versus film. [THE EXECUTION] Versus films are … Read moreUniversally Awesome!
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Give ‘em Hell, Malone (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo “His name is Malone and he’s one tough dick.” [THE EXECUTION] Much like westerns, smart comedies, and 80s style action, the noir detective films have been in a steady decline of studio and mass audience popularity these past couple decades and all but disappeared outside … Read moreGive ’em Noir, Hollywood