The Losers. A movie so bad, it killed my boner for Zoe Saldana. No small feat I assure you. I even found her fuckable as that big cerulean cat-clown thing in that James Cameron movie. On the positive side, I don’t think they could have picked a more appropriate title. Easy joke aside, I’m serious. … Read morerAnT THE MOVIES: The Losers
The Delta Force (1986)
Starring Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin and Steve James
Way back in the year 2000, an event occurred in my small mountain-valley town that shaped and defined my social, cultural and financial status for years to come. A comic shop—was opened. Now while this may sound like a trivial, mundane event, it was something quite special to yours truly. You see, it had been … Read morerAnT THE MOVIES: A Kick-Ass Review by RANT
Curse Of The Golden Flower (2007) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Prince Jai (Jay Chou) – 59 Mrs Jiang (Jin Chen) – 3 Prince Yu (Junjie Qin) – 1 Emperor Ping (Chow Yun-Fat) – 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Hills – 34 -Emperor’s Assassins kills 6 innocent people and 3 guards (and possibly many others) … Read moreCurse Of The Golden Flower (2007) Body Count Breakdown
Jade Warrior [Jadesoturi] (2006) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Kai/Sintai (Tommi Eronen) – 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Village – 1 -A diseased old man dies as his eyes bled out Display Room – 1 -Mummified corpse of the ancient warrior is seen in a crate Flashback – 3 -Corpses of 3 villagers seen Revelation … Read moreJade Warrior (2006) Body Count Breakdown
The Postman Fights Back (1982) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Hu (Eddie Ko) – 31 Bu (Mei Sheng Fan) – 31 Fu Jun (Chow Yun Fat) – 5 Ma (Leung Ka-Yan) – 4 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Night Visit – 1 -Hu shoots 1 bandit Rescue – 2 -Ma stabs a bandit -Jun shoots a … Read moreThe Postman Fights Back (1982) Body Count Breakdown
Collateral Damage (2002) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Claudio Perrini (Cliff Curtis) – 13 Gordy Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) – 11 Selena Perrini (Francesca Neri) – 9 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Collateral Damage – 9 -Claudio’s bomb left in a crowded cafeteria in central LA kills 9 innocent people, including Gordy’s wife and son Columbian Highway … Read moreCollateral Damage (2002) Body Count Breakdown
