Dog Soldiers (2002) Body Count Breakdown by Eggimann [CHARACTER KILLS] Sergeant Harry G. Wells (Sean Pertwee): 5 Private Cooper (Kevin McKidd): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 2 Werewolves kills a couple Tree: 1 Bruce gets impaled on a tree Garage: 1 Terry gets his head ripped of by a Werewolf Backseat Driver: 1 Joe gets killed … Read moreDog Soldiers (2002) Body Count Breakdown
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall): 2 Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott (James Doohan): 1 Commander Koth (William Morgan Sheppard): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Terror Aboard Kronos One: 5 -The assassins shoot 3 Klingon crew members -The assassins shoot Gorkon’s assistant -The assassins shoot Gorkon, … Read moreStar Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) Body Count Breakdown
Road House (1989) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] James Dalton (Patrick Swayze): 3 Ketchum (Anthony DeLongis): 1 Frank Tilghman (Kevin Tighe) 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Prepare to Die: 1 -Dalton rips out Jimmy’s throat Coin Toss: 1 -Wade Garrett is killed by Ketchum with a knife (his body is shown) Tails Again: 3 -Dalton … Read moreRoad House (1989) Body Count Breakdown
Rush Hour (1998) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker): 5 Sang (Ken Leung): 11 Thomas Griffin/Juntao (Tom Wilkinson): 4 Johnson (Elizabeth Pena): 1 Agent Whitney (Rex Linn): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] “Just Rush Hour”: 2 -Sang shoots Soo Yung’s driver -Sang shoots Soo Yung’s bodyguard The Drop: 9 -Sang’s phone … Read moreRush Hour (1998) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Cobra (1986): Breakdown by RANTBO Right-wing psycho cop vs. right-protected psycho criminal. Whoever wins—we lose. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE HERO: Sylvester Stallone is The Cobra NAME: Lieutenant Marion ‘The Cobra’ Cobretti, LAPD: Zombie Squad STYLE: Leather motorcycle boots. American blue jeans, extra tight fit. A sloppy black shirt, covered … Read moreAMB: COBRA (1986)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Bloodsport (1988): Breakdown by RANTBO Van Damme does the splits, beats people up, sweats and yells. A lot. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE HERO: Jean-Claude Van Damme is Frank Dux Jackson: His first fight in the Kumite, broke the fuckin’ world record! Yeah! Supposedly upon meeting Jean-Claude, the real Frank … Read moreAMB: BLOODSPORT (1988)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Above The Law (1988): Breakdown by RANTBO CIA drug traffickers think they are above the law, but they aren’t above Seagal’s aikido. No one is. NO ONE. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE HEROES: Steven Seagal is Tac Sergeant, CPD VICE Nicola ‘Nico’ Toscani FBI Dick: Congratulations Toscani, you just made … Read moreAMB: ABOVE THE LAW (1988)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Predator (1987): Breakdown by RANTBO A team of mercenaries lead by Ah-Nuld fight for their lives against a 7’ 2½” trophy-hunting alien Rambo in a jungle. Wargasms ensue. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE HEROES: DUTCH’S RESCUE TEAM (NOT ASSASSINS) Left to Right, Top To Bottom Arnold Schwarzenegger is MAJ. Alan … Read moreAMB: PREDATOR (1987)
Rant here, and so is summer. Ah, summer. The season of sun, sweat, mandatory lawn care and big budget shitfeast movies. Many of which I’ve decided to boycott giving my $7.50 to. But all is not bleak, with the time and money I save going out to the theater, I’ll be able to focus my … Read moreTHE AOBG UPDATE: JUNE 2010
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] First Blood (1982): Breakdown by RANTBO A crazed Vietnam veteran wages a one man war on Reagan Era infrastructure in a redneck mountain town. Re-defines ‘Bad-Ass’. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE ANTI-HERO: Sylvester Stallone is Ex-Green Beret John J. Rambo If Rambo had a biography it would read like a … Read moreAMB: FIRST BLOOD (1982)