Rant Star Trek [Star Trek: The Future Begins] (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (Previously done by Gregglop09, Rorschach & ArnoldVoslooT800) [Character Kills] Cdr. Spock (Zachary Quinto): 21 Lt. Hikaru Sulu (John Cho): 18 Lt. James Tiberius Kirk (Chris Pine): 8 Capt. Christopher Pike (Bruce Greenwood): 2 Drill Tower Romulan (Sala Baker): 2 Capt. Nero (Eric … Read moreStar Trek (2009) Body Count Breakdown
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) Body Count by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Ryder (John Travolta): 2 Walter Garber (Denzel Washington): 1 Bashkim (Victor Gojcaj): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Taking Over the Train: 1 -1 cop shot by Bashkim Hostages: 2 -Ryder kills 1 hostage -Ryder shoots Wallace Sniper: 1 -Sniper accidentally shoots Phil Ramos … Read moreThe Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) Body Count Breakdown
The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (1974) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (Previously done by Rorschach94) [Character Kills] Bernard Ryder/Mr. Blue (Robert Shaw): 3 Giuseppe Benvenuto/Mr. Grey (Hector Elizondo): 1 Hippie (William Snickowski): 1 [Corpse Breakdown] “The Hell with you, I’m comin’ onboard!”: 1 -Mr. Grey shoots Caz Dolowitz Threat: 1 -Mr. Blue shoots … Read moreThe Taking Of Pelham One Two Three (1974) Body Count Breakdown
Transformers (2007) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Blackout (N/A): 144 (All humans) Megatron (Voiced by Hugo Weaving): 24 (22 humans, 2 Transformers) Starscream (Voiced by Charles Adler): 6 (All humans) Scorponok (N/A): 6 (All humans) Frenzy (Voiced by Reno Wilson): 5 (4 humans, 1 Transformer) Bonecrusher (Voiced by Jim Wood): 3 (Humans) Brawl … Read moreTransformers (2007) Body Count Breakdown
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Demolisher (Voiced by Calvin Wimmer): 62 (All humans) The Fallen (Voiced by Tony Todd): 29 (28 humans, 1 Transformer) Megatron (Voiced by Hugo Weaving): 13 (12 humans, 1 Transformer) Devastator (Voiced by Frank Welker): 7 (Humans) Mixmaster (N/A): 5 (Humans) Ravage (N/A): … Read moreTransformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown
Heroes Shed No Tears (1986) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Chan Chung (Eddy Ko): 69 Chin (Chin Yuet-Snag): 60 Louis (Philip Loffredo): 55 Chuck: 44 Chau Sang (Ka Lee): 22 Ah Yee: 13 The Vietnamese Colonel (Lam Ching-Ying): 3 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Raid: 82 Chau Sang blows up 8 soldiers Chan Chung shoots … Read moreHeroes Shed No Tears (1986) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo Mutated amphibians use ninjutsu to end a crime spree initiated by troubled youths dressed as ninjas. [THE EXECUTION] As a child of the 80s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (henceforth to be referred to as TMNT) hold a special place in my heart. From the … Read moreTeenage Mutant Ninja Pizza-Eating Cartoon-Watching Dancing Swearing Skateboarder Turtles
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo What if Paul Kersey was an insane 6’5”, muscle-bound Swede? [THE EXECUTION] Aside from the overblown budgets and overuse of computer graphics, my biggest gripe with this past decade’s action of popular choice, the Super-Hero film, are the painful, over-long and unnecessary origin stories. I attribute this … Read moreThe Punisher: Judge, Jury, Executioner, Sado-Masochist
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Casino Royale (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Legendary British spy, Sir James Bond, is reluctantly coursed out of retirement to bring about the destruction of a sinister organization responsible for the disappearances of numerous agents from around the world. Devising a plan of utter absurdity, Bond collects MI6’s remaining agents, re-names them … Read moreBond Breakdown: Special Entry: Casino Roayle (1967)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Double Impact (1991): Breakdown by Rantbo Twin brothers, separated as babies, re-unite and rather than discuss the odd coincidence that they both have a knot on their foreheads in the exact same place—team-up and take on organized crime in Hong Kong. [THE EXECUTION] When one JCVD isn’t enough, why not have two? Makes … Read moreDouble Your Van Damme, Double Your Fun