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Invasion U.S.Norris

December 20, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Invasion U.S.A. (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Terrorists try and force themselves on American soil, Americans don’t seem to notice. But Chuck Norris does and he rips their ethnic, commie, drug dealing dicks off and sends them packing. [THE EXECUTION] If this isn’t a conservative’s wet dream/worst nightmare, I don’t know what is. INVASION … Read moreInvasion U.S.Norris

Have Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…

December 19, 2009 by Rant

On this the eve of our website’s first acknowledgment of the Christian hijacked Winter Solstice celebration, I’d like to take a little bit of time and space to discuss a couple things, including our upcoming breakdowns, a few other films worth watching and a tradition of my own volition, that I hope can touch you … Read moreHave Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…

Triple Eks

December 12, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] xXx [Unrated, Uncensored Director’s Cut] (2002): Breakdown by Rantbo What if James Bond was a self-righteous, extreme sports junkie douche-bag? Wait, allow me to rephrase the question—What if James Bond was an American? [THE EXECUTION] There is another dimension of action, beyond that which is known to grown men. It is a dimension … Read moreTriple Eks

THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009

December 1, 2009 by Rant

DISMEMBER Rant here to officially lament: It’s that time of year again. There’s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009

Bond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

November 30, 2009 by Rant

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] You Only Live Twice (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo After the hijacking of an American spacecraft (and soon after, a Soviet one), representatives from the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. gather for a rousting few rounds of the Blame Game. But while the State Reps and the Soviet Reps spent their trip to … Read moreBond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Quantum Of Solace (2008) Killcount And Body Count Breakdown

July 30, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Quantum Of Solace (2008)

Starring Daniel Craig

Casino Royale (2006) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown

April 19, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Casino Royale (2006)

Starring Daniel Craig

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

July 3, 2024November 29, 2009 by Rant

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (Previously done by Rorschach94 and ASHPD24) [CHARACTER KILLS] RN Commander James Bond/Agent 007 (Roger Moore): 8 Whisper (Earl Jolly Brown): 1 Dambala (Michael Ebbin): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] United Nations: 3 One of Kananga’s men detonates explosives planted in a headset, killing Agent Dawes “Whose funeral … Read moreLive And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

The Rock (1996): Body Count Breakdown

November 29, 2009 by Rant

The Rock (1996): Body Count by Rutledal [CHARACTER KILLS] John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery): 7 Stanley Goodspeed (Nicolas Cage): 3 Captain Frye (Gregory Sporleder): 3 General Hummel (Ed Harris): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Getting the Gas: 1 – One mercenary dies by accident Shower of Bullets: 10 – 9 marines gets killed in the crossfire – … Read moreThe Rock (1996): Body Count Breakdown

Hard Target [The Uncut Version] (1993): Body Count Breakdown

November 29, 2009 by Rant

Hard Target [Uncut] (1993) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Rorschach) [CHARACTER KILLS] Chance Boudreaux (Jean-Claude Van Damme): 31 Pik van Cleaf (Arnold Vosloo): 5 Emil Fouchon (Lance Henriksen): 3 Frick (Douglas Forsythe Rye): 2 Natasha Binder (Yancy Butler): 1 Uncle Douvee (Wilford Brimley): 1 Detective Carmine Mitchell (Kasi Lemmons): 1 Douglas Binder … Read moreHard Target [The Uncut Version] (1993): Body Count Breakdown