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…A Sticky Wet Spot In The Morning

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Breakdown by Rantbo Suburban wet dream amnesiac mom finds out she’s a fuckin’ assassin and spends the rest of the movie hanging out with Sam Jackson and killing people. [THE EXECUTION] Samantha Caine is a school teacher by day, a super mom by night, and a community PTA … Read more…A Sticky Wet Spot In The Morning

Bond Breakdown #06: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Blofeld is on the loose and Bond is hot on—vacation. OK, so it’s probably not the most effective way to track down the recently fled world-renowned terrorist leader, but who am I to judge? But thankfully after a much needed push by … Read moreBond Breakdown #06: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Invasion U.S.Norris

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Invasion U.S.A. (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Terrorists try and force themselves on American soil, Americans don’t seem to notice. But Chuck Norris does and he rips their ethnic, commie, drug dealing dicks off and sends them packing. [THE EXECUTION] If this isn’t a conservative’s wet dream/worst nightmare, I don’t know what is. INVASION … Read moreInvasion U.S.Norris

Have Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…

On this the eve of our website’s first acknowledgment of the Christian hijacked Winter Solstice celebration, I’d like to take a little bit of time and space to discuss a couple things, including our upcoming breakdowns, a few other films worth watching and a tradition of my own volition, that I hope can touch you … Read moreHave Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…

Bond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] You Only Live Twice (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo After the hijacking of an American spacecraft (and soon after, a Soviet one), representatives from the U.S.A. and the U.S.S.R. gather for a rousting few rounds of the Blame Game. But while the State Reps and the Soviet Reps spent their trip to … Read moreBond Breakdown #05: You Only Live Twice (1967)

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

Live And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (Previously done by Rorschach94 and ASHPD24) [CHARACTER KILLS] RN Commander James Bond/Agent 007 (Roger Moore): 8 Whisper (Earl Jolly Brown): 1 Dambala (Michael Ebbin): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] United Nations: 3 One of Kananga’s men detonates explosives planted in a headset, killing Agent Dawes “Whose funeral … Read moreLive And Let Die (1973) Body Count Breakdown

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