Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Michael Jai White
Movies Series⤵ Gyakushû Orochimaru Onmitsu Wakashû Banba No Chûtarô Nonki Saiban Uta Matsuri Mangetsu Tanuki-Gassen Otoko Ippiki Migawari Monzô: Jigoku Yashiki Jûdô Ruten Kuro Obi Musô Uta Matsuri: Edokko Kinsan Torimonochô Onmitsu Shichishoki: Ken-Un Usuitoge No Ranjin Spy Chronicle Of Seven Lives, Part 2: Fiercely Fighting The Decisive Battle Silver Snake Iwashiya Zoku Ginda No … Read moreTomisaburô Wakayama Killcounts
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Heat a.k.a. The Murder Gang a.k.a. Girl’s Hotel (1976): Breakdown by Kain424 A Las Vegas cop tries to shut down a criminal organization running out of a sleazy hotel. Funky music, cheap sets, and bad lighting ensue. [THE EXECUTION] As the 70s progressed, the blaxploitation genre regressed. Rather than expand, the style … Read moreLack Of Heat
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Samurai (1977): Breakdown by Rutledal A secret agent has to save his girlfriend from a witch doctor. [THE EXECUTION] This low budget blaxploitation film from low-budget exploitation king Al Adamson kicks off as a young Asian woman is kidnapped by a witch doctor/drug lord in order to blackmail her father. Unfortunately for … Read moreAfro-American Ninja
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] In The Heat Of The Night (1967): Breakdown by Kain424 A black Northern detective helps a white Southern police chief solve a homicide. [THE EXECUTION] While many movies were made featuring racial issues and black protagonists in the 60s and 70s, perhaps none were so critically accepted as In The Heat Of The … Read moreRight vs. Racism …And lots of Coca-Cola
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Black Klansman a.k.a. I Crossed The Color Line (1966): Breakdown by Kain424 A black man’s daughter is killed in a Ku Klux Klan attack. He disguises himself as a white man and infiltrates the Klan in order to bring down the man responsible. Goofiness ensues. [THE EXECUTION] While the Blaxploitation genre is … Read morePre-Blaxploitation Blaxploitation
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[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Fugitive (1993): Breakdown by Rutledal A doctor’s wife is murdered. He says a one-armed man did it, but everyone believes it was him and he must prove his innocence while avoiding the law. [THE EXECUTION] Some of you might be familiar with this small movie award show called the Academy Awards, or … Read moreIndiana Kimble and the Search for the One Armed Man
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 When a rebel Soviet group, using stolen UniSol technology, kidnap the Russian Prime Minister’s children and fortify themselves in Chernobyl, Luc Deveraux is sent back into action. [THE EXECUTION] Pretending the other sequels to Universal Soldier don’t exist, this film sees Luc Deveraux as damaged goods … Read moreUniversal Soldier: Redeemed
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Michael Jai White
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Universal Soldier (1992): Breakdown by Kain424 Using the bodies of “M.I.A.” Vietnam soldiers, the government creates a platoon of seemingly invincible super soldiers. When one begins to remember who he was in his past life and escapes, explosions, car chases, and fighting ensues in this epic versus film. [THE EXECUTION] Versus films are … Read moreUniversally Awesome!