DOOooooooooM!

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Doom [Unrated Extended Edition](2005): Breakdown by Rantbo Space Marines battle alien monsters that killed off a colony. Sounds familiar… [THE EXECUTION] Based off of one of the Most Bad-Ass Mother-Fucking Games of ALL Fucking Time, and featuring striking similarities to James Cameron’s Masterpiece, ALIENS, the question is, how does this movie fair in … Read moreDOOooooooooM!

Tranformers: A Dish Best Served Never

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Explosion – Dick Joke – Cleavage – Sunset – Robot – U.S. Military Recruitment Video Footage: Repeat For 2 Hours. [THE EXECUTION] Yes. Those Are What You Think They Are. Welcome To Transformers 2 OK, I’m going to try my best to recount the … Read moreTranformers: A Dish Best Served Never

The 5th Film By Quentin Tarantino

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Grindhouse: Thunder Bolt Death Proof [Extended & Unrated](2007): Breakdown by Rantbo Q. What if Tarantino made a late-70s, early-80s horror movie about a ‘Slasher’ that used his connections working in the movie business to choose his victims, and instead of killing them off one-by-one with a knife, he used his stunt-car to claim … Read moreThe 5th Film By Quentin Tarantino

Vampires, Kung Fu and Techno

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Blade (1998): Breakdown by Kain424 Half vampire/half human vampire hunter kills vampires.  Really, that’s about it. [THE EXECUTION] Before the X-Men movies jumpstarted the comic book movie decade, there were only a few good comic book movies.  The Punisher, The Crow, arguably the first two Batman films, and Blade (for why Superman sucks, … Read moreVampires, Kung Fu and Techno