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From Tarantino Till Rodriguez

October 1, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] From Dusk Till Dawn (1996): Breakdown by Rantbo Criminals rob, kill, rape, kidnap and escape to a Mexican strip-club, where—SURPRISE! There’s Vampires. [THE EXECUTION] “OK vampire killers, lets kill some fuckin’ vampires!” In the mid-nineties, it was harder to get more cool than a Tarantino or Rodriguez joint, so when the two backlot … Read moreFrom Tarantino Till Rodriguez

GUN: The Movie

August 24, 2020September 30, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Equalizer 2000 [The Cut-To-Shit U.S. Version] (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo The story of a gun, with a half-assed sub-plot about the asshole that fires it the most. [THE EXECUTION] “North Alaska—a hundred years after the nuclear winter. The dense nuclear waste that used to girdle the planet has been burned away by the … Read moreGUN: The Movie

Machine Gun Bronson

September 29, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Machine Gun Kelly (1958): Breakdown by Kain424 A bank robbing gangster tries his hand at kidnapping, but is slowly eaten alive by his own fears. [THE EXECUTION] This is apparently Charles Bronson’s first starring role, based upon the actual gangster of the same name. Bronson plays the part well, giving a layered performance … Read moreMachine Gun Bronson

Wish of Death

July 7, 2023September 28, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York. [THE EXECUTION] Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic) many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s … Read moreWish of Death

Lethal Franchise 1

September 27, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Lethal Weapon [Director’s Cut] (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo & Kain424 Two lawmen overcome their contrasting social lives by sharing their feelings and learning to love their odd-couple partnership. And Gary Busey holds his bare arm over a butane lighter for like 30 seconds just to prove how crazy badass he is. [THE EXECUTION] … Read moreLethal Franchise 1

McQ: Dirty John Wayne

September 24, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424 A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death. [THE EXECUTION] With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie. McQ is visually and … Read moreMcQ: Dirty John Wayne

A Better Tomorrow Also

September 23, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik II a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow II (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo More Gangsters, More Guns, More Bullets, More Blood—Same Amount Of Credits. [THE EXECUTION] The magical ballet of bullets and brotherhood continues in John Woo’s sequel to his heroic bloodshed masterpiece, A BETTER TOMORROW. A BETTER TOMORROW II picks up … Read moreA Better Tomorrow Also

Crank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity

September 22, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crank: High Voltage (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Crank, but with electricity instead of adrenaline. Now with more Asian whores, nudity and gore! [THE EXECUTION] Though many would have thought the idea of making an even crazier film than Crank the very definition of impossible, director duo Neveldine/Taylor were more than willing to do … Read moreCrank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity

Red Mullet

September 20, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Red Sonja (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Brigitte Nielsen sword fights Sandahl Bergman to prove to herself (and the audience), that there’s a difference between being a dyke and just looking like one. Though which side she’s championing is still up for debate. [THE EXECUTION] The evil man-hating Queen Gedren (Bergman) has recently gotten … Read moreRed Mullet

Villa Rides Killcount

August 10, 2024September 18, 2009 by kain424

Villa Rides (1968)

Starring Charles Bronson, Robert Mitchum and Yul Brynner