The Bourne Identity (2002) Body Count Breakdown

The Bourne Identity (2002) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by rorshach94) [Character Kills] Captain David Webb/Jason Bourne (Matt Damon): 4 Castel (Nicky Naudé): 2 The Professor (Clive Owen): 1 Manheim (Russell Levy): 1 [Corpse Breakdown] Apartment: 2 Castel jumps off a balcony to his death The landlord’s body is seen shot in the … Read moreThe Bourne Identity (2002) Body Count Breakdown

X-Men (2000) Body Count Breakdown

X-Men (2000) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine (previously done by Rorschach94) [CHARACTER KILLS] Mortimer Toynbee/Toad (Ray Park): 2 Eric Magnus Lehnsherr/Magneto (Ian McKellen): 1 Scott Summers/Cyclops (James Marsden): 1 Ororo Munroe/Storm (Halle Berry): 1 Dr. Jean Elaine Grey (Famke Janssen): 1 Raven Darkholme/Mystique (Rebecca Romijn): 1 Victor Creed/Sabertooth (Tyler Mane): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] One of … Read moreX-Men (2000) Body Count Breakdown

Mission: Impossible III (2006) Body Count Breakdown

Mission: Impossible III (2006) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise): 14 Julia Hunt (Michelle Monaghan): 2 Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames): 2 Owen Davian (Phillip Seymour Hoffmann): 2 Lindsey Ferris (Keri Russell): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Warehouse/Rescue: 14 -Ethan’s explosive blows up 1 mercenary -Luther’s turrets shoot 2 mercenaries -Ethan shoots the … Read moreMission: Impossible III (2006) Body Count Breakdown

…A Sticky Wet Spot In The Morning

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Breakdown by Rantbo Suburban wet dream amnesiac mom finds out she’s a fuckin’ assassin and spends the rest of the movie hanging out with Sam Jackson and killing people. [THE EXECUTION] Samantha Caine is a school teacher by day, a super mom by night, and a community PTA … Read more…A Sticky Wet Spot In The Morning

Bond Breakdown #06: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Blofeld is on the loose and Bond is hot on—vacation. OK, so it’s probably not the most effective way to track down the recently fled world-renowned terrorist leader, but who am I to judge? But thankfully after a much needed push by … Read moreBond Breakdown #06: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)