T3: The Fall Of The Franchise

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003): Breakdown by Kain424 Judgment Day wasn’t stopped, an even newer terminator assassin is sent back in time, and a T-800 is also sent back to escort John Connor to a safe location. That’s it. Whole movie. It’s a god damn escort mission. [THE EXECUTION] After thirty … Read moreT3: The Fall Of The Franchise

Arnold’s First Film

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Hercules In New York (1970): Breakdown by Kain424 The Greek half-god grows bored and descends from Olympia to live among humans.  After a series of hilarious (read as completely unfunny) hijinks, he learns what it is to be human and understand his place in the universe. [THE EXECUTION] Far in the deep past, … Read moreArnold’s First Film

This Movie Doesn’t Just Roll, It Rocks.

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Rock (1996): Breakdown by Rutledal Die Hard on Alcatraz. A chemical super-freak and a former spy have to prevent a group of mercenaries from blowing up San Francisco. [THE EXECUTION] You might have noticed that Michael Bay does not hold a high star at the AOBG office*. This is because he dedicates … Read moreThis Movie Doesn’t Just Roll, It Rocks.

Action Of The Tiger

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Action Of The Tiger (1957): Breakdown by Kain424 Mercenary attempts to smuggle ex-Communists and children to Greece from Communist Albania. [THE EXECUTION] Before he brought James Bond to the big screen with 1962’s Dr. No, Terence Young was a British action and thriller director. Young’s films often featured world-weary heroes reluctantly forced into … Read moreAction Of The Tiger

The Wrecked Movie

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Wrecking Crew (1969): Breakdown by Kain424 Intelligence and Counter Espionage (ICE) agent Matt Helm is dispatched to find and retrieve a billion dollars in stolen gold. [THE EXECUTION] Because of the popularity of James Bond, knock-off spy films began appearing all over the place in the 1960s.  The Wrecking Crew is one … Read moreThe Wrecked Movie