kain424 [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003): Breakdown by Kain424 Judgment Day wasn’t stopped, an even newer terminator assassin is sent back in time, and a T-800 is also sent back to escort John Connor to a safe location. That’s it. Whole movie. It’s a god damn escort mission. [THE EXECUTION] After thirty … Read moreT3: The Fall Of The Franchise
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Hercules In New York (1970): Breakdown by Kain424 The Greek half-god grows bored and descends from Olympia to live among humans. After a series of hilarious (read as completely unfunny) hijinks, he learns what it is to be human and understand his place in the universe. [THE EXECUTION] Far in the deep past, … Read moreArnold’s First Film
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991): Breakdown by Kain424 Two more terminators are sent back in time, one to assassinate a young John Connor and the other to protect him. [THE EXECUTION] There are many who say the Action genre hit its peak with T2, and one can see why. Alternately one of the … Read moreT2: The Ultimate Sequel
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Rock (1996): Breakdown by Rutledal Die Hard on Alcatraz. A chemical super-freak and a former spy have to prevent a group of mercenaries from blowing up San Francisco. [THE EXECUTION] You might have noticed that Michael Bay does not hold a high star at the AOBG office*. This is because he dedicates … Read moreThis Movie Doesn’t Just Roll, It Rocks.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Action Of The Tiger (1957): Breakdown by Kain424 Mercenary attempts to smuggle ex-Communists and children to Greece from Communist Albania. [THE EXECUTION] Before he brought James Bond to the big screen with 1962’s Dr. No, Terence Young was a British action and thriller director. Young’s films often featured world-weary heroes reluctantly forced into … Read moreAction Of The Tiger
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Wrecking Crew (1969): Breakdown by Kain424 Intelligence and Counter Espionage (ICE) agent Matt Helm is dispatched to find and retrieve a billion dollars in stolen gold. [THE EXECUTION] Because of the popularity of James Bond, knock-off spy films began appearing all over the place in the 1960s. The Wrecking Crew is one … Read moreThe Wrecked Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Enter the Ninja (1981): Breakdown by Rutledal A westerner who has been taught in the ways of the ninja must help his friend defend his land. Retardation ensues. [THE EXECUTION] This is the movie that launched the wave of ninja movies released all trough the 80s and parts of the early 90s. It … Read moreEnter the 80s
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Challenge (1982) a.k.a. Sword Of The Ninja a.k.a. Equals: Breakdown by Kain424 An American boxer becomes embroiled in a Japanese conflict over ancient swords. [THE EXECUTION] After An Eye For An Eye all but invented many of the ideas, scenes, and moments of the 80s Action movie, all that was left was … Read moreEast Meets Glenn
. [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish II (1982): Breakdown by Rutledal Like Death Wish, but with more action. And rape. [THE EXECUTION] This sequel to Charles Bronson’s signature movie, Death Wish, brings Bronson, Winner and pretty much no one else back in action for another vigilantastic adventure. Since the last movie, 80s low budget action movie … Read moreWishin’ II: Rape Boogaloo
Command Performance (2009)
Starring Dolph Lundgren and Dave Legeno