[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Aliens [Director’s Cut](1986): Breakdown by Kain424 A team of tough-as-nails Space Marines head to a colony that’s been wiped out due to space aliens. Awesome ensues. [THE EXECUTION] Alien was a landmark in film, successfully combining science fiction ideas with horror and monster movie conventions, it still holds up today as a masterpiece. … Read moreAliens: A Facehugging Love Story
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Inspector Wears Skirts (1988) a.k.a. Bong Wong Fa: Breakdown by Kain424 An elite team of female operatives are trained by Sibelle Hu and Cynthia Rothrock in this Kung Fu comedy adventure. [THE EXECUTION] This is one of those films with an interesting concept handled in the most immature manner possible. Of course, … Read morePetty Men And Female Cops
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] BloodRayne (2005): Breakdown by Rantbo Kristanna Loken ruins her career, Elizabeth Berkley style, as a blood(and just plain old)sucking dhampir. [THE EXECUTION] Though the plot is pretty high-concept, I’ll do my best to explain. Rayne is a globe-trotting dhampir (child of a vampire and a human—think BLADE, with tits) in search for her … Read moreBloodStayne
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] From Dusk Till Dawn (1996): Breakdown by Rantbo Criminals rob, kill, rape, kidnap and escape to a Mexican strip-club, where—SURPRISE! There’s Vampires. [THE EXECUTION] “OK vampire killers, lets kill some fuckin’ vampires!” In the mid-nineties, it was harder to get more cool than a Tarantino or Rodriguez joint, so when the two backlot … Read moreFrom Tarantino Till Rodriguez
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Equalizer 2000 [The Cut-To-Shit U.S. Version] (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo The story of a gun, with a half-assed sub-plot about the asshole that fires it the most. [THE EXECUTION] “North Alaska—a hundred years after the nuclear winter. The dense nuclear waste that used to girdle the planet has been burned away by the … Read moreGUN: The Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Machine Gun Kelly (1958): Breakdown by Kain424 A bank robbing gangster tries his hand at kidnapping, but is slowly eaten alive by his own fears. [THE EXECUTION] This is apparently Charles Bronson’s first starring role, based upon the actual gangster of the same name. Bronson plays the part well, giving a layered performance … Read moreMachine Gun Bronson
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York. [THE EXECUTION] Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic) many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s … Read moreWish of Death
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Lethal Weapon [Director’s Cut] (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo & Kain424 Two lawmen overcome their contrasting social lives by sharing their feelings and learning to love their odd-couple partnership. And Gary Busey holds his bare arm over a butane lighter for like 30 seconds just to prove how crazy badass he is. [THE EXECUTION] … Read moreLethal Franchise 1
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424 A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death. [THE EXECUTION] With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie. McQ is visually and … Read moreMcQ: Dirty John Wayne
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik II a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow II (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo More Gangsters, More Guns, More Bullets, More Blood—Same Amount Of Credits. [THE EXECUTION] The magical ballet of bullets and brotherhood continues in John Woo’s sequel to his heroic bloodshed masterpiece, A BETTER TOMORROW. A BETTER TOMORROW II picks up … Read moreA Better Tomorrow Also