Avenging Force (1986)
Starring Michael Dudikoff and Steve James
To Fight Or Not To Fight
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Little Tiger Of Canton (1971) a.k.a. Guang dong xiao lao hu a.k.a. The Cub Tiger From Kwang Tung: Breakdown by Kain424 A Kung Fu student struggles against his master, who thinks martial arts should never be used. [THE EXECUTION] First off, it’s important to note that the film, Master With Cracked Fingers, is … Read moreTo Fight Or Not To Fight
Tranformers: A Dish Best Served Never
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Explosion – Dick Joke – Cleavage – Sunset – Robot – U.S. Military Recruitment Video Footage: Repeat For 2 Hours. [THE EXECUTION] Yes. Those Are What You Think They Are. Welcome To Transformers 2 OK, I’m going to try my best to recount the … Read moreTranformers: A Dish Best Served Never
The 5th Film By Quentin Tarantino
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Grindhouse: Thunder Bolt Death Proof [Extended & Unrated](2007): Breakdown by Rantbo Q. What if Tarantino made a late-70s, early-80s horror movie about a ‘Slasher’ that used his connections working in the movie business to choose his victims, and instead of killing them off one-by-one with a knife, he used his stunt-car to claim … Read moreThe 5th Film By Quentin Tarantino
Vampires, Kung Fu and Techno
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Blade (1998): Breakdown by Kain424 Half vampire/half human vampire hunter kills vampires. Really, that’s about it. [THE EXECUTION] Before the X-Men movies jumpstarted the comic book movie decade, there were only a few good comic book movies. The Punisher, The Crow, arguably the first two Batman films, and Blade (for why Superman sucks, … Read moreVampires, Kung Fu and Techno
Planet Terror, Project Kleenex
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Grindhouse: Planet Terror [Extended & Unrated](2007): Breakdown by Rantbo Q. What if that guy who made the Mexico Trilogy and FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (FDTD), directed an 80s style John Carpenter flick about the Zombie Apocalypse? A. PLANET TERROR. [THE EXECUTION] Planet Terror, as described by my in-head observations: -Mmm, sexy. -Hey, it’s … Read morePlanet Terror, Project Kleenex
The Mummy (1999) Killcount And Body Count Breakdown
The Mummy (1999)
Starring Brendan Fraser, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr and Corey Johnson
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Transformers!!! michael bay Rapes My Eyes.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Transformers (2007): Breakdown by Rantbo michael bay sells almost 3 hours of advertisement space in an action movie, which is actually a [Er-ERR-Eee-ERR] teen sex comedy in disguise. [THE EXECUTION] The story goes a little something like this: A horny teenager named Sam is trying really, REALLY hard to stick his penis in … Read moreTransformers!!! michael bay Rapes My Eyes.
Aliens: A Facehugging Love Story
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Aliens [Director’s Cut](1986): Breakdown by Kain424 A team of tough-as-nails Space Marines head to a colony that’s been wiped out due to space aliens. Awesome ensues. [THE EXECUTION] Alien was a landmark in film, successfully combining science fiction ideas with horror and monster movie conventions, it still holds up today as a masterpiece. … Read moreAliens: A Facehugging Love Story