Villa Rides (1968)
Starring Charles Bronson, Robert Mitchum and Yul Brynner
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York. [THE EXECUTION] Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic) many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s … Read moreWish of Death
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Lethal Weapon [Director’s Cut] (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo & Kain424 Two lawmen overcome their contrasting social lives by sharing their feelings and learning to love their odd-couple partnership. And Gary Busey holds his bare arm over a butane lighter for like 30 seconds just to prove how crazy badass he is. [THE EXECUTION] … Read moreLethal Franchise 1
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424 A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death. [THE EXECUTION] With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie. McQ is visually and … Read moreMcQ: Dirty John Wayne
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik II a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow II (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo More Gangsters, More Guns, More Bullets, More Blood—Same Amount Of Credits. [THE EXECUTION] The magical ballet of bullets and brotherhood continues in John Woo’s sequel to his heroic bloodshed masterpiece, A BETTER TOMORROW. A BETTER TOMORROW II picks up … Read moreA Better Tomorrow Also
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crank: High Voltage (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Crank, but with electricity instead of adrenaline. Now with more Asian whores, nudity and gore! [THE EXECUTION] Though many would have thought the idea of making an even crazier film than Crank the very definition of impossible, director duo Neveldine/Taylor were more than willing to do … Read moreCrank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Red Sonja (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo Brigitte Nielsen sword fights Sandahl Bergman to prove to herself (and the audience), that there’s a difference between being a dyke and just looking like one. Though which side she’s championing is still up for debate. [THE EXECUTION] The evil man-hating Queen Gedren (Bergman) has recently gotten … Read moreRed Mullet
Villa Rides (1968)
Starring Charles Bronson, Robert Mitchum and Yul Brynner
Patrick Wayne Swayze 1952 – 2009 Uncommon Valor – Red Dawn – Steel Dawn – Road House – Next Of Kin – Point Break – Black Dog He Gave Us The Time Of Our Lives. You’ll Be Missed, Dalton.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Black Dog (1998): Breakdown by Rantbo Swayze drives a tuck, Meat Loaf preaches gospel and shit blows up, real nice like. [THE EXECUTION] The title, Black Dog refers to a occurrence reported by truck drivers that have been pushing too hard, driving too far and being too greedy(?), seeing an angry black dog … Read moreBlack Dog, White Trucker, Swayze Gold
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Wolverine gets his fourth movie following his adventures of screaming at and beating up various other Mutant cameos. [THE EXECUTION] In an attempt to hold onto the rights for their dismally bad movie franchise, FOX has released yet another X-Men oriented movie for the droves of … Read moreWolverine And His Amazing Super-Buddies Part IV: The Beginning