April Fools! …Was yesterday, and thus the post about Springtime, crying about Disney movies and other things guys who like Action films pretend not to enjoy. Kain here, just letting you know the site is not dead and that we will be updating it with some new content this month. We’ve been talking over some … Read moreTHE REAL AOBG MONTHY UPDATE: APRIL 2010
MARCHTIAL ARTS MONTH Rant here, taking a break from screaming at no one in-particular about the current state of my PS3, to update you dear readers on just why I seemingly haven’t been doing jack shit for the last two weeks. It is, of course, a little complicated. But to bore you with the details … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: MARCH 2010
Rant here, welcoming you dear viewers to the month of Luv, Groundhogs and White Guilt: February. One month down, on our journey to 2011, and I’m sorry to say that it was pretty lack-luster here at AOBG. Having come down with a cold, a week-or-so in, I lost a lot of time and as such, … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: FEBRUARY 2010
Worst Action Movies of the Decade So unless you live in a cave, you might have noticed the year has changed and we have entered a new decade. Then again, if you live in a cave you probably don’t have internet and aren’t reading this. So since my greedy co-writers–I kid (I do not)–already claimed … Read moreRutledal’s Picks For The Worst Of Decade Aught
A 2nd (better) Opinion On The Scant Awesome Of Decade Aught by RANTBO OK, as a new and basic rule, I’ve decided that I shan’t be making any “Top __ Lists” so far as action films are concerned, anymore. While I still have much love for the activity, and fuck knows I have opinions to … Read moreRantbo Deconstructs The Decade (Albeit Very Briefly)
For the most part, the Aughts were the scene of a crushing blow to the Action genre. Though I had expected kid’s flicks and rom-coms to attempt to pummel the films I love into near-extinction, the true assaults came from the resurgence of the Superhero subgenre. Combining elements of Spawn, Blade, and the special effects … Read moreKain424’s Best Action Flicks Of The Decade
KAIN’S KORNER ————————————————————————————————————————————————— REVIEWS: DEATH RACE (2008) PUNISHER: WAR ZONE (2008) QUANTUM OF SOLACE (2008) TAKEN (2008) ————————————————————————————————————————————————— LISTS: Best Action Flicks Of The Decade 20 Biggest, Most Bad-Ass Guns In Action Movie History Top Five Screwed Up Franchises That Can Still Be Saved Action Gay, The American Way: The Top Five Gayest Action Films … Read moreKAIN’S KORNER
————————————————————————————————————————————————— rAnT THE MOVIES Shit That Pissed Me Off – X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant ————————————————————————————————————————————————— BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS – Climax!: Casino Royale (1954) – Dr. No (1962) – From Russia With Love (1963) – Goldfinger (1964) – Thunderball (1965) – Casino Royale (1967) – You Only Live Twice (1967) – On Her Majesty’s Secret … Read moreRANTBO’S REPOSITORY
HAPPY NUDE YEAR FROM YOUR PALS AT AOBG!!! Rant here with Kain and Van Damme to deliver a cold hard slap to your senses to knock that hangover grimace off your stone-drunken mug. It’s a new year and we here at AllOuttaBubbleGum are ready, willing and able to start it off right by giving you … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: JANUARY 2010
On this the eve of our website’s first acknowledgment of the Christian hijacked Winter Solstice celebration, I’d like to take a little bit of time and space to discuss a couple things, including our upcoming breakdowns, a few other films worth watching and a tradition of my own volition, that I hope can touch you … Read moreHave Yourself A Merry Little Rantmas…