Street Fighter: Alpha Ex Turbo Wiskey Tango Foxtrot The Movie

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Street Fighter (1994): Breakdown by Rantbo An eccentric douche, in a red leather jumpsuit and cape, tries to take over the world. Is foiled by a French guy disguised as an American guy and a rag-tag team of goofy looking gay buttholes. Of course! [THE EXECUTION] I don’t understand why so many people … Read moreStreet Fighter: Alpha Ex Turbo Wiskey Tango Foxtrot The Movie

A Shitty Day After Yesterday…

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo Gangsters, Guns, Bullets, Blood—Credits. [THE EXECUTION] A BETTER TOMORROW; a tale of brotherhood, honor, betrayal, friendship, family, trust, revenge and 10,000 bullets. It’s not John Woo’s first action film, and it’s not the first of the genre that would later be … Read moreA Shitty Day After Yesterday…

Resident Evil 3: Program ASS Activated

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Resident Evil: Extinction (2007): Breakdown by Rantbo The Skinny One returns to roam the desert, kill birds and fight a hentai rape monster. [THE EXECUTION] Well, third time appears to be the charm, as EXTINCTION is by far the best film of the series. But that isn’t saying much. Instead of moving on … Read moreResident Evil 3: Program ASS Activated

Resident Evil 2: The Ass Continues

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004): Breakdown by Rantbo Skinny Chick returns to kung fu the cast of Michael Jackson’s Thriller, wire-fight a giant mutated retard and run down the side of a building for some dumbass reason. [THE EXECUTION] This film picks up directly after the events in part one. Which I happen to … Read moreResident Evil 2: The Ass Continues

Rambo, First Blood: Episode IV – Rambo Lives For Something… Killing

RAMBO’S BACK… THIS TIME IT’S CLOTHED [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Rambo (2008): Breakdown by Rantbo Rambo comes out of retirement to kill again, so that white christian women can continue to be foolhardy troublesome nitwits, without fear of being raped by brown people. [THE EXECUTION] Ah, FIRST BLOOD PART 4. Easily one of the best action films … Read moreRambo, First Blood: Episode IV – Rambo Lives For Something… Killing

Live Free or Under Siege

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995): Breakdown by Rantbo Die Hard on a train. Casey Ryback returns to kill terrorists on a cross-country family trip. [THE EXECUTION] Seagal uses his nurturing skills learned by babysitting Miss July ‘89 to take his recently orphaned niece on a train ride through the mid-northwest. He’s doing … Read moreLive Free or Under Siege

Apparition Incarcerators Just Didn’t Have The Same Ring To It…

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ghost Busters (1984): Breakdown by Rantbo An Egg-head, a Buffoon, a Smart-Ass and a Man For Hire take on legions of the undead. [THE EXECUTION] Now, I admit that it is most definitely a stretch including GHOST BUSTERS in our ACTION Breakdowns. The film’s plot is driven by comedic and spooky situations as … Read moreApparition Incarcerators Just Didn’t Have The Same Ring To It…