Live Free Or Die Hard (2007) a.k.a. Die Hard 4.0
Starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant and Maggie Q
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Worst Action Movies of the Decade So unless you live in a cave, you might have noticed the year has changed and we have entered a new decade. Then again, if you live in a cave you probably don’t have internet and aren’t reading this. So since my greedy co-writers–I kid (I do not)–already claimed … Read moreRutledal’s Picks For The Worst Of Decade Aught
A 2nd (better) Opinion On The Scant Awesome Of Decade Aught by RANTBO OK, as a new and basic rule, I’ve decided that I shan’t be making any “Top __ Lists” so far as action films are concerned, anymore. While I still have much love for the activity, and fuck knows I have opinions to … Read moreRantbo Deconstructs The Decade (Albeit Very Briefly)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Best Of The Best (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo Korea may have won the war, but they haven’t won the battle. So says Eric Roberts and his motley crew of American martial artists. [THE EXECUTION] The year was 1989; AIDS was old news, the War On Drugs was no longer taken seriously, and as … Read moreThe Best Of The Pacific North West (That We Could Get On Such Late Notice)
KAIN’S KORNER ————————————————————————————————————————————————— REVIEWS: DEATH RACE (2008) PUNISHER: WAR ZONE (2008) QUANTUM OF SOLACE (2008) TAKEN (2008) ————————————————————————————————————————————————— LISTS: Best Action Flicks Of The Decade 20 Biggest, Most Bad-Ass Guns In Action Movie History Top Five Screwed Up Franchises That Can Still Be Saved Action Gay, The American Way: The Top Five Gayest Action Films … Read moreKAIN’S KORNER
————————————————————————————————————————————————— rAnT THE MOVIES Shit That Pissed Me Off – X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant ————————————————————————————————————————————————— BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS – Climax!: Casino Royale (1954) – Dr. No (1962) – From Russia With Love (1963) – Goldfinger (1964) – Thunderball (1965) – Casino Royale (1967) – You Only Live Twice (1967) – On Her Majesty’s Secret … Read moreRANTBO’S REPOSITORY
HAPPY NUDE YEAR FROM YOUR PALS AT AOBG!!! Rant here with Kain and Van Damme to deliver a cold hard slap to your senses to knock that hangover grimace off your stone-drunken mug. It’s a new year and we here at AllOuttaBubbleGum are ready, willing and able to start it off right by giving you … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: JANUARY 2010
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Diamonds Are Forever (1971): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo We join James as he regrettably returns to Her Majesty’s Secret Service to begin work on a new mission. Sir Donald Munger, a diamond expert, suspects that copious amounts of precious South African diamonds are being stockpiled by a smuggling ring in order to … Read moreBond Breakdown #07: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007) a.k.a. Die Hard 4.0
Starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant and Maggie Q
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Dirty Harry (1971) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] The Scorpio Killer (Andrew Robinson): 4 Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): 3 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 1 -Scorpio shoots woman in pool “Do I Feel Lucky?”: 2 -Harry shoots 2 bank robbers Crime Scene: 1 -Boy shown shot by Scorpio Stakeout: 1 -Scorpio kills Officer Collins Already … Read moreDirty Harry (1971) Body Count Breakdown
Batman (1989) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Jack Napier/The Joker (Jack Nicholson): 33 Bruce Wayne/Batman (Micheal Keaton): 18 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Plant Gunfight: 2 Jack shoots Lt. Eckhart Cops shoot 1 bad guy “Jack Is Dead”: 1 Joker shoots Grissom Meeting: 1 Joker electrocutes mob boss Pen: 5 Joker stabs 1 person Joker’s Men … Read moreBatman (1989) Body Count Breakdown