kain424 [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Big Boss a.k.a. Fists Of Fury a.k.a. Tang shan da xiong (1971): Breakdown by Kain424 Bruce Lee finds out his boss is a drug-smuggling asshole and a murderer. Lee then proceeds to kill everyone involved. [THE EXECUTION] This is Bruce Lee’s first starring role, and one can already see the qualities that … Read moreThe Big Boss …Gets Killed
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] 12 Rounds (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 A mish-mash of the plots of Ricochet, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Speed, minus anything that made those films cool. [THE EXECUTION] How can the guy who gave us such awesome action classics as Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger possibly fuck up such an easy premise? … Read more12 Pounds of Bullshit
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Terminator (1984): Breakdown by Kain424 In the future, man and machine are nearing the end of a hard-fought war. Seeing their closing demise, the machines send an assassin back in time to kill the mother of the man that’s lead to their downfall, and the humans send Michael Biehn back to stop … Read moreThe Retro-Active Abortionator
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Dirty Harry (1971): Breakdown by Kain424 A .44 Magnum-wielding California cop breaks all the rules to track down a serial killer, spawning a genre and a half (read as: initiates a series of plot points that would become THE hard-boiled cop cliches). [THE EXECUTION] Dirty Harry is a movie that rails against a … Read moreFascist Awesome
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ghostbusters II (1989): Breakdown by Kain424 Same story, different villain. [THE EXECUTION] Ghostbusters II is usually considered to be the lesser of two fun films, and I am in agreement. It’s not a bad follow-up, but it does suffer from sequelitis. The story is essentially a retread, and much of the film refuses … Read moreGhostbusters II: The Secret Of The Ooze
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Hickey & Boggs (1972): Breakdown by Kain424 Two Dicks try to solve a money-changing case, upgrade their arsenal, and get over their failed relationships with women. And down as many hotdogs as a buddy-cop film will allow. [THE EXECUTION] It’s hard to rate this film well, considering that there is so little action … Read moreHickey & Boggs are The Ambiguously Apathetic Duo
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[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Yes, Madam a.k.a. Police Assassins a.k.a. Huang jia shi jie (1985): Breakdown by Kain424 Two hot, ass-kicking, female cops in Hong Kong attempt to solve a high-profile forgery case and take down a ruthless criminal kingpin. Also, a trio of goofy males attempt to ruin an otherwise decent buddy cop movie. CLICK HERE … Read moreTwo Chicks, Kung Fu
