kain424 [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crank (2006): Breakdown by Kain424 A man is injected with a drug that will kill him if he stops producing adrenaline. He has to kill the man who essentially killed him and kill this man before he is actually killed. The movie is actually crazier than that sentence. [THE EXECUTION] When I first … Read moreCranktastic!
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete (2009) Breakdown by Kain424 Cloud Strife and the rest of AVALANCHE have to get over all their emotional baggage in order to once again save the world from a life destroying threat. Moping, philosophizing, and physics-defying action ensue. [THE EXECUTION] Where to start? Final Fantasy VII: Advent … Read moreFinal Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Karate Kid (1984): Breakdown by Kain424 Weakling learns the Karate Way to save himself from bullying. America becomes obsessed with martial arts. [THE EXECUTION] Ah, the 80s. We saw the perfection of the police procedural film, the emergence of Hong Kong’s heroic bloodshed movies, the 80s Action hero, and the revival of … Read moreThe Karate 22 Year-Old
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crime Lords (1991): Breakdown by Rutledal Two cops specializing in auto theft cases go to Hong Kong to arrest a crime lord and save their careers. [THE EXECUTION] Before I even start talking/writing about the movie I have to devote some time to the dvd cover, and its designer who most certainly never … Read moreCrime Lords
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Heroic Cops a.k.a. The Executor a.k.a . Jing wang shuang xiong (1978): Breakdown by Kain424 Two cops rail against the mob and a corrupt system through a combination of tight pants and overacting. Chow Yun-Fat pisses on someone’s face and laughs. [THE EXECUTION] I like watching the older films of a now-famous actor. … Read moreMelodramatic Cops
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Vigilante (1983): Breakdown by Rutledal Death Wish if Charles Bronson was a group of people instead of one person. [THE EXECUTION] The second I saw a movie titled Vigilante in the shelves of the movie store I knew there was no way I was going to leave without it. The cover played heavily … Read moreVigilante(s)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Wolfhound a.k.a. Volkodav iz roda Serykh Psov (2007): Breakdown by Kain424 Conan The Barbarian mixed with the story of Beowulf, King Arthur and Star Wars. Slave, Warrior, Savior, Bad-Ass. [THE EXECUTION] If you’re from the United States, then The Lord Of The Rings is about all you know of fantasy. That’s not a … Read moreVolkodav iz roda Serykh Psov
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Conan The Barbarian (1982): Breakdown by Kain424 A young boy’s home and village is massacred in violent raid. He grows up to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, and gets his bloody revenge. [THE EXECUTION] After the fiasco that was Hercules In New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger went back to focusing on bodybuilding. After winning several more … Read moreArnold The Barbarian
