They Live (1988)
Starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Keith David
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Vampires, Kung Fu and Techno
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Blade (1998): Breakdown by Kain424 Half vampire/half human vampire hunter kills vampires. Really, that’s about it. [THE EXECUTION] Before the X-Men movies jumpstarted the comic book movie decade, there were only a few good comic book movies. The Punisher, The Crow, arguably the first two Batman films, and Blade (for why Superman sucks, … Read moreVampires, Kung Fu and Techno
The Mummy (1999) Killcount And Body Count Breakdown
The Mummy (1999)
Starring Brendan Fraser, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr and Corey Johnson
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Aliens: A Facehugging Love Story
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Aliens [Director’s Cut](1986): Breakdown by Kain424 A team of tough-as-nails Space Marines head to a colony that’s been wiped out due to space aliens. Awesome ensues. [THE EXECUTION] Alien was a landmark in film, successfully combining science fiction ideas with horror and monster movie conventions, it still holds up today as a masterpiece. … Read moreAliens: A Facehugging Love Story
Petty Men And Female Cops
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Inspector Wears Skirts (1988) a.k.a. Bong Wong Fa: Breakdown by Kain424 An elite team of female operatives are trained by Sibelle Hu and Cynthia Rothrock in this Kung Fu comedy adventure. [THE EXECUTION] This is one of those films with an interesting concept handled in the most immature manner possible. Of course, … Read morePetty Men And Female Cops
Machine Gun Bronson
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Machine Gun Kelly (1958): Breakdown by Kain424 A bank robbing gangster tries his hand at kidnapping, but is slowly eaten alive by his own fears. [THE EXECUTION] This is apparently Charles Bronson’s first starring role, based upon the actual gangster of the same name. Bronson plays the part well, giving a layered performance … Read moreMachine Gun Bronson
Wish of Death
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish (1974): Breakdown by Rutledal Charles Bronson’s family gets murdered, and he takes revenge on every criminal in New York. [THE EXECUTION] Death Wish is the third and best film that resulting from Charles Bronson and director Michael Winner’s (The Mechanic) many collaborations in the 70’s and 80’s. Based on Brian Garfield’s … Read moreWish of Death
McQ: Dirty John Wayne
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] McQ (1974): Breakdown by Kain424 A cop does everything he legally can to find out the plot behind his cop friend’s death. [THE EXECUTION] With the popularity of Westerns dropping, and having missed out on the role of Dirty Harry, John Wayne decided to make his own cop movie. McQ is visually and … Read moreMcQ: Dirty John Wayne
Crank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Crank: High Voltage (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Crank, but with electricity instead of adrenaline. Now with more Asian whores, nudity and gore! [THE EXECUTION] Though many would have thought the idea of making an even crazier film than Crank the very definition of impossible, director duo Neveldine/Taylor were more than willing to do … Read moreCrank 2: Supercharged Bat-Shit Insanity
