kain424 [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Enter the Ninja (1981): Breakdown by Rutledal A westerner who has been taught in the ways of the ninja must help his friend defend his land. Retardation ensues. [THE EXECUTION] This is the movie that launched the wave of ninja movies released all trough the 80s and parts of the early 90s. It … Read moreEnter the 80s
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Challenge (1982) a.k.a. Sword Of The Ninja a.k.a. Equals: Breakdown by Kain424 An American boxer becomes embroiled in a Japanese conflict over ancient swords. [THE EXECUTION] After An Eye For An Eye all but invented many of the ideas, scenes, and moments of the 80s Action movie, all that was left was … Read moreEast Meets Glenn
. [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Death Wish II (1982): Breakdown by Rutledal Like Death Wish, but with more action. And rape. [THE EXECUTION] This sequel to Charles Bronson’s signature movie, Death Wish, brings Bronson, Winner and pretty much no one else back in action for another vigilantastic adventure. Since the last movie, 80s low budget action movie … Read moreWishin’ II: Rape Boogaloo
Command Performance (2009)
Starring Dolph Lundgren and Dave Legeno
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Command Performance (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Die Hard at a concert. An ex-biker gang member (and current rock band drummer) is trapped in a concert hall with a group of Russian terrorists who have kidnapped the President and his daughters. [THE EXECUTION] Lundgren’s had a spotty directorial record, The Defender isn’t much to … Read moreThe Power Of Rock Is Lethal
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Pitch Black (2000): Breakdown by Kain424 A spaceship crashes on an unknown world. After finding out the planet may be teaming with frightening and dangerous lifeforms, the survivors are forced to work together with a murderer who may or may not want to help them at all. [THE EXECUTION] With the Action stars … Read moreDiesel-Fueled Action
. [The Chalk-Outline] The Hidden (1987): Breakdown by Rutledal A cop and an FBI agent have to track down a body swapping alien on the loose in L.A. [The Execution] Based on the fact that the movie’s basic premise features Kyle MacLachlan playing a FBI agent on the hunt for a supernatural killer, a Twin … Read moreAlien Busters
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Little Tiger Of Canton (1971) a.k.a. Guang dong xiao lao hu a.k.a. The Cub Tiger From Kwang Tung: Breakdown by Kain424 A Kung Fu student struggles against his master, who thinks martial arts should never be used. [THE EXECUTION] First off, it’s important to note that the film, Master With Cracked Fingers, is … Read moreTo Fight Or Not To Fight
