kain424 Tonight’s feature is probably the craziest project I’ve ever given myself. I decided to recut the three Chuck Norris B-movie classics into one crazier film. Without further ado, here is Missing In Action: The Kain424 Cut: Hope you enjoyed the movie! Discuss
Planet Of The Apes (2001) killcount
The White Dragon [Fei Hap Siu Baak Lung] (2004) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Blindie (Francis Ng) – 1 kill Prince Tian Yang (Andy On) – 1 kill [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Night Hit: 1 -Blindie kills Prince Tian Sheng City Streets: 1 -Prince Tian Yang, in an attempt to intimidate Blindie and White Dragon … Read moreThe White Dragon (2004) Body Count Breakdown
The President’s Man 2: A Line In The Sand (2002) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 [Character Kills] Deke Slater (Judson Mills): 14 Joshua McCord (Chuck Norris): 4 Abir Rashid (Ali Ashfar): 4 [Corpse Breakdown] West Africa: 6 Deke’s explosive blows up a warhead and it blows up the jungle, killing the 6 rebels he knocked … Read moreThe President’s Man 2: A Line In The Sand (2002) Body Count Breakdown
Fire Dragon [Huo Yun Chuan Gi] (1994) Body Count Breakdown by luvmetender009 [CHARACTER KILLS] Fire Dragon/Fo Lung (Brigitte Lin) – 28 kills Snow (Carrie Ng) – 13 kills Yuen Ming (Max Mok Siu Chung) – 11 kills Chun (Joe Chu) – 12 kills [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Pai Li Mu Gates – 13 -Lung sets 2 soldiers … Read moreFire Dragon (1994) Body Count Breakdown
Swordsman III: The East Is Red [Dung Fong Bat Bai: Fung Wan Joi Hei] (1993) Bodycount Breakdown [CHARACTER KILLS] Dongfang Bubai “Asia the Invincible” (Brigitte Lin) – 111 kills Officer Gu Changfong (Yu Rongguang) – 1 kill Snow/Fake Asia the Invincible (Joey Wang) – 5 kills Warden of the Holy Altar (Lau Shun) – 1 … Read moreSwordsman III: The East Is Red (1993) Body Count Breakdown
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Taken (2008): Breakdown by Kain424 A former government operative’s daughter is kidnapped. Now he must tear through the underworld of France to get her back. [THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THEIR BADASSITUDE] THE GOOD GUY: Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills Mills is about equal parts fantasy and fear. Besson clearly wrote him to … Read moreAMB: Taken (2008)
Before you start feeling too far behind here, let me explain that there is no In The Line Of Duty or In The Line Of Duty II. This was a marketing scheme which morphed into a fairly successful Honk Kong Action film franchise. You may read my thoughts on this film HERE. TL;DR version: I … Read moreFriday Night Movie Night: In The Line Of Duty III
Movies The Substitute The Basketball Diaries 1 Fear 2 Traveller The Big Hit 33 The Corruptor 7 Three Kings 3 The Perfect Storm 1 Planet Of The Apes 72 The Truth About Charlie Four Brothers 6 The Departed 1 Shooter 39 Max Payne 28 The Other Guys 3 Broken City 2 Pain & Gain 1 … Read moreMark Wahlberg Killcounts
