Masters Of The Universe

Masters Of The Loincloth

September 9, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Masters of the Universe (1987): Breakdown by Rantbo Dolph Lundgren is He-Man. A man so manly, He must have Man in his name. [THE EXECUTION] The film opens with an epically nonsensical exposition and while it makes absolutely no fucking sense—it is one of the most awesome God Damned things I’ve ever heard … Read moreMasters Of The Loincloth