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rAnT THE MOVIES

Shit That Pissed Me Off

– X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant

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BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

– Climax!: Casino Royale (1954)

– Dr. No (1962)

– From Russia With Love (1963)

– Goldfinger (1964)

– Thunderball (1965)

– Casino Royale (1967)

– You Only Live Twice (1967)

– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

– Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

Version 2.0’s: The New Better Shit

– Above The Law (1988)

– Bloodsport (1988)

– Breaker! Breaker! (1978)

– Cobra (1986)

– Dark Angel (1990)

– Escape From New York (1981)

– First Blood (1982)

– Good Guys Wear Black (1978)

– Hard To Kill (1990)

– Iron Eagle (1986)

– Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)

– Masters Of The Universe (1987)

– Predator (1987)

– Rapid Fire (1992)

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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

Version 1.0’s: The Old Crappier Shit

– 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

– 10 To Midnight (1983)

– A Better Tomorrow [Ying Hung Boon Sik] (1986)

– A Better Tomorrow II [Ying Hung Boon Sik II] (1987)

– A Dangerous Man (2009)

– Action Jackson (1988)

– American Ninja (1985)

– Armageddon (1998)

– Army Of Darkness (1992)

– Azumi (2003)

– Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal Of Time (1991)

– Best Of The Best (1989)

– Black Dog (1998)

– Black Dynamite (2009)

– Blood And Bone (2009)

– BloodRayne (2005)

– Bronx Executioner [Il giustiziere del Bronx] (1989)

– Charlie Valentine (2009)

– Conan The Destroyer (1984)

– Death Hunt (1981)

– Die Hard (1988)

– Die Hard 2 (1990)

– Die Hard: With A Vengeance (1995)

– Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)

– DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006)

– Doom (2005)

– Doomsday (2008)

– Double Impact (1991)

– Enter The Dragon (1973)

– Equalizer 2000 (1986)

– Fast & Furious (2009)

– From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

– Ghost Busters (1984)

– G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)

– Give ’em Hell, Malone (2009)

– Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)

– Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)

– Independence Day (1996)

– Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

– Invasion U.S.A. (1985)

– Kickboxer (1989)

– Lethal Weapon (1987) with Kain424

– Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

– Mutant Chronicles (2008)

– Navy SEALs (1990)

– Never Back Down (2008)

– OneChanbara: The Movie (2008)

– Passenger 57 (1992)

– Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

– Point Break (1991)

– Police Story [Ging chat goo si] (1985)

– Police Story: Part II [Ging chaat goo si juk jaap] (1988)

– Police Story III: Super Cop [Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat] (1992)

– Police Story 4: First Strike [Ging chaat goo si 4: Ji gaan daan yam mo] (1996)

– Push (2009)

– Rambo (2008)

– Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

– Rambo III (1988)

– Red Sonja (1985)

– Resident Evil (2002)

– Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

– Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

– Road House (1989)

– Road House 2 (2006)

– Shaft (1971)

– Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010)

– Spider-Man (2002)

– Street Fighter (1994)

– Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009)

– Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

– The 5th Commandment (2008)

– The Beastmaster (1982)

– The Boondock Saints (1999)

– The Butcher (2007)

– The Crow (1994)

– The Fast And The Furious (2001)

– The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

– The Getaway (1972)

– The Inglorious Bastards [Quel maledetto treno blindato] (1978)

– The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

– The Punisher (1989)

– The Substitute (1996)

– The Tournament (2009)

– They Live (1988)

– Transformers (2007)

– Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)

– Under Siege (1992)

– Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

– Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

– Van Helsing (2004)

– X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

– xXx (2002)

– Zombieland (2009)

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WORST MOVIE EVER?

Popular dosen’t always equal Right. In fact, it rarely does. In this column, I throw much loved fan favorite films up on the operating table and dissect them with a chainsaw. Fanboys beware.

– Superman: The Movie (1978)

– Transformers (2007)

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MORE OTHER CRAP

– 10 Things I Don’t Ever Want To See In Movie Trailers Again

– Rantmas Special

– Rantbo Deconstructs The Decade [2000-2009]

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