kain424 [THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Vigilante (1983): Breakdown by Rutledal Death Wish if Charles Bronson was a group of people instead of one person. [THE EXECUTION] The second I saw a movie titled Vigilante in the shelves of the movie store I knew there was no way I was going to leave without it. The cover played heavily … Read moreVigilante(s)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Wolfhound a.k.a. Volkodav iz roda Serykh Psov (2007): Breakdown by Kain424 Conan The Barbarian mixed with the story of Beowulf, King Arthur and Star Wars. Slave, Warrior, Savior, Bad-Ass. [THE EXECUTION] If you’re from the United States, then The Lord Of The Rings is about all you know of fantasy. That’s not a … Read moreVolkodav iz roda Serykh Psov
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Conan The Barbarian (1982): Breakdown by Kain424 A young boy’s home and village is massacred in violent raid. He grows up to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, and gets his bloody revenge. [THE EXECUTION] After the fiasco that was Hercules In New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger went back to focusing on bodybuilding. After winning several more … Read moreArnold The Barbarian
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Streets Of Blood (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 Cops that blur the line between crooked and hard-boiled attempt to clean the streets of New Orleans. 50 Cent continues to attempt to act. [THE EXECUTION] Cliche. And not in the fun way. The films starts out with a cop being asked by a police counselor … Read moreStreets Of Boredom
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Protector (1985): Breakdown by Kain424 A Chinese New York cop (yeah, I know) goes to Hong Kong (go figure) to rescue a millionairess and take down a drug cartel. [THE EXECUTION] After The Big Brawl turned out to be less than the massive success they’d hoped it to be, Jackie Chan went … Read moreThe Protector of… I dunno.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Big Brawl a.k.a. Battle Creek Brawl (1980): Breakdown by Kain424 In an alternate 1930s America, where Chinese men can become wealthy doctors and date Caucasian women without it causing a stir, Jackie Chan must enter a fighting tournament to win back his brother’s kidnapped mail-order wife. Also, there’s a roller derby for … Read moreBattle Creek Bore
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Scarface (1983): Breakdown by Kain424 Cuban refugee kills his way to the top of the cocaine world but remains an annoying moron throughout. Carnage and unintentional hilarity ensue. [THE EXECUTION] Scarface is a movie that bounces back and forth between being immensely entertaining and terribly boring. The film is essentially about rising to … Read moreScowlface
