RANTBO’S REPOSITORY

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rAnT THE MOVIES

Shit That Pissed Me Off

X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant

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BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

Climax!: Casino Royale (1954)

Dr. No (1962)

From Russia With Love (1963)

Goldfinger (1964)

Thunderball (1965)

Casino Royale (1967)

You Only Live Twice (1967)

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

Version 2.0’s: The New Better Shit

Above The Law (1988)

Bloodsport (1988)

Breaker! Breaker! (1978)

Cobra (1986)

Dark Angel (1990)

Escape From New York (1981)

First Blood (1982)

Good Guys Wear Black (1978)

Hard To Kill (1990)

Iron Eagle (1986)

Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)

Masters Of The Universe (1987)

Predator (1987)

Rapid Fire (1992)

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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS

Version 1.0’s: The Old Crappier Shit

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

10 To Midnight (1983)

A Better Tomorrow [Ying Hung Boon Sik] (1986)

A Better Tomorrow II [Ying Hung Boon Sik II] (1987)

A Dangerous Man (2009)

Action Jackson (1988)

American Ninja (1985)

Armageddon (1998)

Army Of Darkness (1992)

Azumi (2003)

Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal Of Time (1991)

Best Of The Best (1989)

Black Dog (1998)

Black Dynamite (2009)

Blood And Bone (2009)

BloodRayne (2005)

Bronx Executioner [Il giustiziere del Bronx] (1989)

Charlie Valentine (2009)

Conan The Destroyer (1984)

Death Hunt (1981)

Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard 2 (1990)

Die Hard: With A Vengeance (1995)

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)

DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006)

Doom (2005)

Doomsday (2008)

Double Impact (1991)

Enter The Dragon (1973)

Equalizer 2000 (1986)

Fast & Furious (2009)

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Ghost Busters (1984)

G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)

Give ’em Hell, Malone (2009)

Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)

Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)

Independence Day (1996)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Invasion U.S.A. (1985)

Kickboxer (1989)

Lethal Weapon (1987) with Kain424

Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)

Mutant Chronicles (2008)

Navy SEALs (1990)

Never Back Down (2008)

OneChanbara: The Movie (2008)

Passenger 57 (1992)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Point Break (1991)

Police Story [Ging chat goo si] (1985)

Police Story: Part II [Ging chaat goo si juk jaap] (1988)

Police Story III: Super Cop [Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat] (1992)

Police Story 4: First Strike [Ging chaat goo si 4: Ji gaan daan yam mo] (1996)

Push (2009)

Rambo (2008)

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Rambo III (1988)

Red Sonja (1985)

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Road House (1989)

Road House 2 (2006)

Shaft (1971)

Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010)

Spider-Man (2002)

Street Fighter (1994)

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

The 5th Commandment (2008)

The Beastmaster (1982)

The Boondock Saints (1999)

The Butcher (2007)

The Crow (1994)

The Fast And The Furious (2001)

The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

The Getaway (1972)

The Inglorious Bastards [Quel maledetto treno blindato] (1978)

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

The Punisher (1989)

The Substitute (1996)

The Tournament (2009)

They Live (1988)

Transformers (2007)

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)

Under Siege (1992)

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Van Helsing (2004)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

xXx (2002)

Zombieland (2009)

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WORST MOVIE EVER?

Popular dosen’t always equal Right. In fact, it rarely does. In this column, I throw much loved fan favorite films up on the operating table and dissect them with a chainsaw. Fanboys beware.

Superman: The Movie (1978)

Transformers (2007)

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MORE OTHER CRAP

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