[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Dr. No (1962): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Bond is playing the role of the clean-up hitter by cruising down to Jamaica with orders from M to investigate the death of fellow agent John Strangways and his secretary. With a secondary objective to determine whether or not their disappearance is related to some … Read moreBond Breakdown #01: Dr. No (1962)
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Casino Royale (1954): Breakdown by Rantbo Special (American) Combined Intelligence Agent Jimmy Bond is on a mission to win a game of baccarat and clean-out a Soviet Agent named Le Chiffre, thus removing his pot to piss in and forcing him to golden shower the steps of lady liberty with his commie … Read moreBond Breakdown: Special Entry: Climax! Casino Royale (1954)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] 12 Rounds (2009): Breakdown by Kain424 A mish-mash of the plots of Ricochet, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Speed, minus anything that made those films cool. [THE EXECUTION] How can the guy who gave us such awesome action classics as Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger possibly fuck up such an easy premise? … Read more12 Pounds of Bullshit
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (Unleashed and Unrated Edition) (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo Robin Shou teaches a questionably hot girl to make energy balls and fire them at a corrupt business criminal in revenge for kidnapping her father. [THE EXECUTION] If Clive Barker and Ang Lee had a butt baby together, and … Read moreStreet Fighter: The Legend Of That Hot Chick From EURO TRIP—No, Not The Blonde, The Other One. Yeah, The Chick From SMALLVILLE.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Street Fighter (1994): Breakdown by Rantbo An eccentric douche, in a red leather jumpsuit and cape, tries to take over the world. Is foiled by a French guy disguised as an American guy and a rag-tag team of goofy looking gay buttholes. Of course! [THE EXECUTION] I don’t understand why so many people … Read moreStreet Fighter: Alpha Ex Turbo Wiskey Tango Foxtrot The Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Terminator (1984): Breakdown by Kain424 In the future, man and machine are nearing the end of a hard-fought war. Seeing their closing demise, the machines send an assassin back in time to kill the mother of the man that’s lead to their downfall, and the humans send Michael Biehn back to stop … Read moreThe Retro-Active Abortionator
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Point Break (1991): Breakdown by Rantbo Undercover cop falls for dreamy bank robbing surfer dude. Is torn between his duty to bust him and his urge to bust a nut inside him. [THE EXECUTION] In keeping with late 80s style, POINT BREAK is a trip down macho lane. The film centers on an … Read morePoint Breahk
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Dirty Harry (1971): Breakdown by Kain424 A .44 Magnum-wielding California cop breaks all the rules to track down a serial killer, spawning a genre and a half (read as: initiates a series of plot points that would become THE hard-boiled cop cliches). [THE EXECUTION] Dirty Harry is a movie that rails against a … Read moreFascist Awesome
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Ying hung boon sik a.k.a. A Better Tomorrow (1986): Breakdown by Rantbo Gangsters, Guns, Bullets, Blood—Credits. [THE EXECUTION] A BETTER TOMORROW; a tale of brotherhood, honor, betrayal, friendship, family, trust, revenge and 10,000 bullets. It’s not John Woo’s first action film, and it’s not the first of the genre that would later be … Read moreA Shitty Day After Yesterday…
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Resident Evil: Extinction (2007): Breakdown by Rantbo The Skinny One returns to roam the desert, kill birds and fight a hentai rape monster. [THE EXECUTION] Well, third time appears to be the charm, as EXTINCTION is by far the best film of the series. But that isn’t saying much. Instead of moving on … Read moreResident Evil 3: Program ASS Activated