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Schm-Action Jackson

May 27, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Action Jackson (1988): Breakdown by Rantbo Big chocolate cop tolerates druggie slut, kills some glam-metal ninjas with fire and fights Craig T. Nelson. [THE EXECUTION] When making a film with the basic “Super-Cop-Kills-Bad-Guy” scenario, the devil becomes all about the details, as this movie has been made at least a dozen times a … Read moreSchm-Action Jackson

Lone Wolf McHairyChest

May 25, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Lone Wolf McQuade (1983): Breakdown by Rantbo Texas Ranger drinks beer, kills filthy Mexicans and fights Caine from KUNG FU. [THE EXECUTION] If you see only one Chuck Norris film, see INVASION U.S.A.. If you see two, make sure the second one is THE HITMAN or I guess, LONE WOLF McQUADE. Which ever … Read moreLone Wolf McHairyChest

Jean-Claude Van Kickboxer

May 24, 2009 by Rant

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Kickboxer (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo Two “Brothers” honeymoon in Thailand. One gets paralyzed, the other gets even. [THE EXECUTION] You get what you pay for and KICKBOXER delivers exactly what you’d expect from a movie called KICKBOXER. Half the film is a barrage of homoerotic training montages and the other half is filled … Read moreJean-Claude Van Kickboxer

COM: together, joint, mutual MAN: an adult male DO: to get it on

May 24, 2009 by kain424

[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Commando (Director’s Cut)(1985): Breakdown by Kain424 An ex-Special Forces operative’s daughter is kidnapped. Rather than negotiate her return or deal with the demands of the kidnappers at all, he kills over a hundred people in order to get her back. [THE EXECUTION] Coming out the same year as Rambo: First Blood Part II, … Read moreCOM: together, joint, mutual MAN: an adult male DO: to get it on

Second In Command killcount

May 21, 2009 by kain424

Second In Command killcount.

Eraser (1996) Killcount & Body Count Breakdown

April 25, 2024May 19, 2009 by kain424

Eraser (1996)

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

Look, Over In The $5 Bin! It’s A Romantic Comedy!–It’s A Gay Musical!–NO, It’s SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE!

May 17, 2009 by Rant

Superman. Hero, icon, legend, gay pride… One of the oldest and surely most beloved comic book characters ever created, The Man Of Steel has truly stood the test of time. First appearing in Action Comics #1, in the summer of 1938, it wasn’t until 40 years later that America’s first superhero would make the building-height … Read moreLook, Over In The $5 Bin! It’s A Romantic Comedy!–It’s A Gay Musical!–NO, It’s SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE!