[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991): Breakdown by Kain424 Two more terminators are sent back in time, one to assassinate a young John Connor and the other to protect him. [THE EXECUTION] There are many who say the Action genre hit its peak with T2, and one can see why. Alternately one of the … Read moreT2: The Ultimate Sequel
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Azumi (2003): Breakdown by Rantbo Gorgeous teenage girl slaughters half of Japan in protest of violence and bloodshed. [THE EXECUTION] Back in 2002, I got really into ordering awesome/fucked-up looking Asian cultish cinema via shady internet sites. Amongst my early finds was Ryûhei Kitamura’s now semi-renowned Japanese samurai zombie shoot ‘em up, VERSUS. … Read moreHA-ZUUU-MAY!!!: The Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Rock (1996): Breakdown by Rutledal Die Hard on Alcatraz. A chemical super-freak and a former spy have to prevent a group of mercenaries from blowing up San Francisco. [THE EXECUTION] You might have noticed that Michael Bay does not hold a high star at the AOBG office*. This is because he dedicates … Read moreThis Movie Doesn’t Just Roll, It Rocks.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Action Of The Tiger (1957): Breakdown by Kain424 Mercenary attempts to smuggle ex-Communists and children to Greece from Communist Albania. [THE EXECUTION] Before he brought James Bond to the big screen with 1962’s Dr. No, Terence Young was a British action and thriller director. Young’s films often featured world-weary heroes reluctantly forced into … Read moreAction Of The Tiger
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] American Ninja (1985): Breakdown by Rantbo A Private in the military proves he is an army of one, as he takes on an island of arms-dealing ninjas—with his own brand of WHITE NINJA MAGIC! [THE EXECUTION] “Have you ever heard of ninjitsu, sir? The secret art of assassination. Well, according to witnesses testimony … Read moreCaucasian Ninja Magic!
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Wrecking Crew (1969): Breakdown by Kain424 Intelligence and Counter Espionage (ICE) agent Matt Helm is dispatched to find and retrieve a billion dollars in stolen gold. [THE EXECUTION] Because of the popularity of James Bond, knock-off spy films began appearing all over the place in the 1960s. The Wrecking Crew is one … Read moreThe Wrecked Movie
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Enter the Ninja (1981): Breakdown by Rutledal A westerner who has been taught in the ways of the ninja must help his friend defend his land. Retardation ensues. [THE EXECUTION] This is the movie that launched the wave of ninja movies released all trough the 80s and parts of the early 90s. It … Read moreEnter the 80s
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Body Count Breakdown by gregglop09 [CHARACTER KILLS] Storm Shadow (Lee Byung-hun/Brandon Soo Hoo): 60 (59 as Byung-hun, 1 by Soo Hoo) Duke (Channing Tatum): 17 Ana Lewis/ Ana DeCobray/The Baroness (Sienna Miller): 15 Snake Eyes (Ray Park): 9 Scarlett (Rachel Nichols): 9 Heavy Duty (Adwale Akkinuoye-Agbaje): 3 Zartan … Read moreG.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009): Bodycount Breakdown
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Thunderball (1965): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo SPECTRE is back and in full force. Seeming to have abandoned his vendetta on Bond, Number 1 holds a conference bringing together all his operatives to report on the progress of their various nefarious deeds. Enter Emilio Largo,or as he is known within SPECTRE, Number 2 … Read moreBond Breakdown #04: Thunderball (1965)
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Challenge (1982) a.k.a. Sword Of The Ninja a.k.a. Equals: Breakdown by Kain424 An American boxer becomes embroiled in a Japanese conflict over ancient swords. [THE EXECUTION] After An Eye For An Eye all but invented many of the ideas, scenes, and moments of the 80s Action movie, all that was left was … Read moreEast Meets Glenn