Mutant Chronicles (2008): Body Count by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Corporal Juba Kim Wu (Tom Wu): 24 Lieutenant Maximilian Von Steiner (Benno Furmann): 22 Severian (Anna Walton): 22 Major Mitch Hunter (Thomas Jane): 17 Corporal Valerie Duval (Devon Aoki): 15 Corporal Jesus de Barrera (Luis Echegaray): 14 Captain Nathanial Rooker (Sean Pertwee): 13 Brother Samuel (Ron … Read moreMutant Chronicles (2008): Body Count Breakdown
Transformers (2007) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Blackout (N/A): 144 (All humans) Megatron (Voiced by Hugo Weaving): 24 (22 humans, 2 Transformers) Starscream (Voiced by Charles Adler): 6 (All humans) Scorponok (N/A): 6 (All humans) Frenzy (Voiced by Reno Wilson): 5 (4 humans, 1 Transformer) Bonecrusher (Voiced by Jim Wood): 3 (Humans) Brawl … Read moreBCB: Transformers (2007)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Demolisher (Voiced by Calvin Wimmer): 62 (All humans) The Fallen (Voiced by Tony Todd): 29 (28 humans, 1 Transformer) Megatron (Voiced by Hugo Weaving): 13 (12 humans, 1 Transformer) Devastator (Voiced by Frank Welker): 7 (Humans) Mixmaster (N/A): 5 (Humans) Ravage (N/A): … Read moreBCB: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Heroes Shed No Tears (1986) Body Count Breakdown by Rorschach94 [CHARACTER KILLS] Chan Chung (Eddy Ko): 69 Chin (Chin Yuet-Snag): 60 Louis (Philip Loffredo): 55 Chuck: 44 Chau Sang (Ka Lee): 22 Ah Yee: 13 The Vietnamese Colonel (Lam Ching-Ying): 3 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Raid: 82 Chau Sang blows up 8 soldiers Chan Chung shoots … Read moreBCB: Heroes Shed No Tears
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Octagon (1980): Breakdown by Kain424 A martial arts master must track down and confront his estranged brother, who is training ninja terrorists. [THE EXECUTION] Before Cannon there was American Cinema, making B-Action films from the 1970s onward. It is fitting then that their star player at the time, Chuck Norris, would usher … Read moreNinjas And Norris
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): Breakdown by Rantbo Mutated amphibians use ninjutsu to end a crime spree initiated by troubled youths dressed as ninjas. [THE EXECUTION] As a child of the 80s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (henceforth to be referred to as TMNT) hold a special place in my heart. From the … Read moreTeenage Mutant Ninja Pizza-Eating Cartoon-Watching Dancing Swearing Skateboarder Turtles
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (Theatrical Cut) (2004): Breakdown by Rutledal A G-Man’s family get’s killed, he kills the killers. [THE EXECUTION] Just to get it out of the way, this breakdown will not be based solely on The Punisher as an action movie, but also as an adaptation of the comic it’s based on. It’s … Read moreCriminals Need To Be Punished
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Punisher (1989): Breakdown by Rantbo What if Paul Kersey was an insane 6’5”, muscle-bound Swede? [THE EXECUTION] Aside from the overblown budgets and overuse of computer graphics, my biggest gripe with this past decade’s action of popular choice, the Super-Hero film, are the painful, over-long and unnecessary origin stories. I attribute this … Read moreThe Punisher: Judge, Jury, Executioner, Sado-Masochist
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Heroine (1973) a.k.a. Ru jing cha a.k.a. Rumble In Hong Kong a.k.a. Police Woman: Breakdown by Kain424 A cop searches for the gang that killed her sister with the aid of a taxi driver who’s being harassed by the same gang. [THE EXECUTION] After starring in Little Tiger Of Canton, Jackie Chan … Read moreJackie Chan Moles And Policewomen
[THE CLASSIFIED INTEL] Casino Royale (1967): Bond Breakdown by Rantbo Legendary British spy, Sir James Bond, is reluctantly coursed out of retirement to bring about the destruction of a sinister organization responsible for the disappearances of numerous agents from around the world. Devising a plan of utter absurdity, Bond collects MI6’s remaining agents, re-names them … Read moreBond Breakdown: Special Entry: Casino Roayle (1967)