Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Starring Harrison Ford and Karen Allen
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Shaft (1971): Breakdown by Rantbo A bad-ass, sex-machine private-eye is hired by a gangster to find his missing daughter. [THE EXECUTION] While many consider SWEET SWEETBACK’S BAADASSSSS SONG to be the first film of the Blaxploitation craze, and others often bring up Sidney Poitier’s Mister Tibbs flicks to be a catalyst, I’ve always … Read moreSHAFT’s His Name. SHAFT’s His Game. And It’s Also Another Name For A Penis.
The Matrix killcount.
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] The Fugitive (1993): Breakdown by Rutledal A doctor’s wife is murdered. He says a one-armed man did it, but everyone believes it was him and he must prove his innocence while avoiding the law. [THE EXECUTION] Some of you might be familiar with this small movie award show called the Academy Awards, or … Read moreIndiana Kimble and the Search for the One Armed Man
Rant here, welcoming you dear viewers to the month of Luv, Groundhogs and White Guilt: February. One month down, on our journey to 2011, and I’m sorry to say that it was pretty lack-luster here at AOBG. Having come down with a cold, a week-or-so in, I lost a lot of time and as such, … Read moreTHE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: FEBRUARY 2010
[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Zombieland (2009): Breakdown by Rantbo A small group of rag-tag zombie apocalypse survivors band together for a cross-country road trip to a West Coast theme park. Why? Because it’s funny. Note: Now while I normally never do this (as I just don’t really give a fuck), I am issuing a spoiler warning for … Read moreWhile In Wonerful Zombieland, Be Sure To Visit The Magic Extinction and Eprot Center… HARHARHAR!
Zombieland (2009) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (previously done by RANTBO) [CHARACTER KILLS] Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson): 107 Wichita (Emma Stone): 20 Columbus (Jesse Eisenburg): 9 Little Rock (Abigail Breslin): 2 Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker (Joan Schuermeyer): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening: 11 -Zombies eat 8 people -2 dead bodies are see lying on the street -A woman … Read moreBCB: Zombieland (2009)
Executive Decision (1996) Body Count Breakdown by ASHPD24 (previously done by Rorschach) [CHARACTER KILLS] Suicide Bomber (Juan Fernandez): 37 Lt. Col. Austin Travis (Steven Seagal): 11 Sergeant Louie (B.D. Wong): 5 Sergeant Baker (Whip Hubley): 5 Captain Rat (John Leguizamo): 4 Nagi Hassan (David Suchet): 4 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Opening Raid: 24 -Travis cuts up 3 … Read moreExecutive Decision (1996): Body Count Breakdown
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09 (Previously done by Kooshmeister) [Character Kills] Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy): 12 Fletch (Michael Bowen): 4 Taddeo (David Parry): 3 Detective Sergeant William “Billy” Rosewood (Judge Reinhold): 2 Ellis DeWald (Timothy Carhart): 2 Inspector Douglas Todd (Gilbert R. Hill): 1 Holloway (Lindsey Ginter): 1 Detective … Read moreBeverly Hills Cop III (1994) Body Count Breakdown
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Starring Harrison Ford and Karen Allen