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rAnT THE MOVIES<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Shit That Pissed Me Off
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– X-creMENt: An X-Men Movie Rant<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

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BOND MOVIE BREAKDOWNS<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n

– Climax!: Casino Royale (1954)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Dr. No (1962)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– From Russia With Love (1963)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Goldfinger (1964)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Thunderball (1965)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Casino Royale (1967)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– You Only Live Twice (1967)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Diamonds Are Forever (1971)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n

Version 2.0’s: The New Better Shit<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/h2>\n

– Above The Law (1988)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Bloodsport (1988)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Breaker! Breaker! (1978)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Cobra (1986)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Dark Angel (1990)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Escape From New York (1981)<\/a>
\n<\/strong><\/h3>\n

– First Blood (1982)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Good Guys Wear Black (1978)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Hard To Kill (1990)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Iron Eagle (1986)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Masters Of The Universe (1987)<\/a>
\n<\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Predator (1987)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Rapid Fire (1992)<\/a>
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ACTION MOVIE BREAKDOWNS<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

Version 1.0’s: The Old Crappier Shit<\/strong>
\n<\/span><\/h2>\n

– 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– 10 To Midnight (1983)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– A Better Tomorrow [Ying Hung Boon Sik] (1986)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– A Better Tomorrow II [Ying Hung Boon Sik II] (1987)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– A Dangerous Man (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Action Jackson (1988)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– American Ninja (1985)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Armageddon (1998)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Army Of Darkness (1992)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Azumi (2003)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal Of Time (1991)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Best Of The Best (1989)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Black Dog (1998)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Black Dynamite (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Blood And Bone (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– BloodRayne (2005)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Bronx Executioner [Il giustiziere del Bronx] (1989)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Charlie Valentine (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Conan The Destroyer (1984)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Death Hunt (1981)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Die Hard (1988)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Die Hard 2 (1990)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Die Hard: With A Vengeance (1995)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Dirty Mary Crazy Larry (1974)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Doom (2005)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Doomsday (2008)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Double Impact (1991)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Enter The Dragon (1973)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Equalizer 2000 (1986)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Fast & Furious (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Ghost Busters (1984)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Give ’em Hell, Malone (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Independence Day (1996)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Invasion U.S.A. (1985)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Kickboxer (1989)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Lethal Weapon (1987) with Kain424<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Mutant Chronicles (2008)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Navy SEALs (1990)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Never Back Down (2008)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– OneChanbara: The Movie (2008)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Passenger 57 (1992)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Point Break (1991)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Police Story [Ging chat goo si] (1985)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Police Story: Part II [Ging chaat goo si juk jaap] (1988)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Police Story III: Super Cop [Ging chat goo si 3: Chiu kup ging chat] (1992)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Police Story 4: First Strike [Ging chaat goo si 4: Ji gaan daan yam mo] (1996)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Push (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Rambo (2008)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Rambo III (1988)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Red Sonja (1985)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Resident Evil (2002)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Road House (1989)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Road House 2 (2006)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Shaft (1971)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball (2010)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Spider-Man (2002)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Street Fighter (1994)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– The 5th Commandment (2008)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Beastmaster (1982)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Boondock Saints (1999)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Butcher (2007)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Crow (1994)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Fast And The Furious (2001)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– The Getaway (1972)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– <\/strong>The Inglorious Bastards [Quel maledetto treno blindato] (1978)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– The Punisher (1989)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– The Substitute (1996)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– The Tournament (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– They Live (1988)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Transformers (2007)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Under Siege (1992)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Van Helsing (2004)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– xXx (2002)<\/a><\/h3>\n

– Zombieland (2009)<\/a><\/h3>\n

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WORST MOVIE EVER?<\/span><\/span>
\n<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Popular dosen’t always equal Right. In fact, it rarely does. In this column, I throw much loved fan favorite films up on the operating table and dissect them with a chainsaw. Fanboys beware.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

–<\/strong> Superman: The Movie (1978)<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

– Transformers (2007)<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n

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MORE OTHER CRAP<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

– 10 Things I Don’t Ever Want To See In Movie Trailers Again<\/a><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h3>\n

–<\/span> Rantmas Special<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

–<\/span> Rantbo Deconstructs The Decade [2000-2009]<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n

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