{"id":6158,"date":"2010-03-11T15:39:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?p=6158"},"modified":"2010-03-11T15:39:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T22:39:00","slug":"kung-fu-western","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/kung-fu-western\/","title":{"rendered":"Kung Fu Western"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6170   aligncenter\" title=\"Fists Of The Double K\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Fists-Of-The-Double-K.jpg\" alt=\"Fists Of The Double K\" width=\"474\" height=\"303\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  CHALK-OUTLINE]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Fists Of The Double K a.k.a. Chu Ba (1973): Breakdown by Kain424<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>A recently graduated cadet is sent undercover to oust a gang of bandits from controlling a small township and also seeks to avenge the death of his father.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  EXECUTION]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>At the height of Bruce Lee&#8217;s popularity, there were still a few filmmakers attempting to bring back the glory of the old school kung fu style movies.\u00a0 Producer Jimmy Pascual took directing reins and hired some of the newer talent available with the goal in mind of revitalizing the genre.\u00a0 The result is a bit of a mixed bag, and the film was ultimately unsuccessful in its intent.\u00a0 Pascual would never direct again, but much of the talent involved would go on to much bigger and better things.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6162   aligncenter\" title=\"So Does This Make The Movie An Eastern?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/1.jpg\" alt=\"So Does This Make The Movie An Eastern?\" width=\"497\" height=\"323\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Unlike many kung fu films of its ilk, <strong>Fists Of The Double K<\/strong> makes no effort to hide the fact that it&#8217;s really just a Western set in China.\u00a0 The story is straight out of the typical American Western myth, a gang of bandits has been terrorizing and controlling a small town and a lawman is sent undercover to investigate.\u00a0 Since many westerns of the time were in fact simply Westernized versions of the Samurai films of the 50s (and those themselves Easternized versions of Westerns of the 30s), it&#8217;s somewhat of a treat to see the cycle going on and on.<\/p>\n<p>As its Western origins dictate, the villains are overly typical in their brutish ways.\u00a0 They prey on the weak, robbing in large numbers and hurting the disabled for the pleasure of it.\u00a0 There is even an attack and attempted rape on a blind girl and her feeble brother.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6166   aligncenter\" title=\"Oh My God, It's Jackie Chan!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/3.jpg\" alt=\"Oh My God, It's Jackie Chan!\" width=\"502\" height=\"323\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Action scenes are all very well done, and I assume this to be the result of the combined talent involved.\u00a0 Much of the stuntwork was handled by Jackie Chan and Yuen Wah, who shared choreography duties with Yuen Woo-ping.\u00a0 Add to this potent mix of martial arts mastery the fact that second unit shooting was handled by none other than a young John Woo, and you&#8217;ll see why things seem remarkably efficient given the picture&#8217;s obvious low budget.\u00a0 It&#8217;s probably no surprise that the Western release of the film was handled by cheap Action movie factory <em>The Cannon Group<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Yu Yung isn&#8217;t the best of leads.\u00a0 He is serviceable enough, but lacks the sort of personality or charisma that would have made him a star.\u00a0 His abilities as a martial artist make him seem competent, though perhaps someone else in the role might have launched the film farther.\u00a0 As it stands, the movie decent.\u00a0 It has some memorable fight scenes, great editing, and an interesting soundtrack.\u00a0 I still don&#8217;t know what the &#8220;Double K&#8221; is though.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[HOW  BAD-ASS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER?]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6163   aligncenter\" title=\"Yung At Heart\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/2.jpg\" alt=\"Yung At Heart\" width=\"500\" height=\"324\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Yu Yung is <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Jeng-ko Cheng<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Cheng was the &#8220;most successful&#8221; cadet at the academy.\u00a0 It&#8217;s easy to see why since he has a good 15 to 20 foot vertical jump and the endurance of John McClane.\u00a0 He can climb mountains in minutes, ride a horse, catch throwing knives with his armpits and take on tens of opponents all at once.\u00a0 He was pretty much born to kick ass.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  BODY COUNT: 22]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The bodycount stacks pretty high in this picture, though most of the damage is caused by Yu Yung who kills 19 bad guys over the course of the film.\u00a0 The villains manage to score three of the good guys, but Yung absolutely wipes the floor with them.\u00a0 Most of the deaths are bloody ones, with every one of them being either beat to death or stabbed to death.\u00a0 Good stuff.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[MOST  SATISFYING ASS-KICKING]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6164   aligncenter\" title=\"Rope Trick\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/7.jpg\" alt=\"Rope Trick\" width=\"503\" height=\"324\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Noting how quickly and easily Cheng is able to take down his enemies, the villains trick him into walking into a trap.\u00a0 Cheng first falls into a sand pit and then is wrapped in ropes and held by four men.\u00a0 This restricts his movements and keeps him away from hurting them.\u00a0 From here, they are able to drag him around and bash him into rocks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6165   aligncenter\" title=\"Welcome To The Rock!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/8.jpg\" alt=\"Welcome To The Rock!\" width=\"500\" height=\"322\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This all goes well until Cheng reveals that he is at least as strong as Steve Reeves on a bad day.\u00a0 He begins tossing around the guys holding the ropes, so the baddies then send in their blade expert.\u00a0 Still bound by the ropes, Cheng unleashes a sharpened boomerang, killing three of his foes including the blade expert.\u00a0 Cheng yanks the remaining rope wranglers to the ground and stomps in their chests.\u00a0 Looks the the bad guys better think of a new plan.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[DUDESWEAT  AND MACHISMO]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Not too much to say here except that I think Pig-Tailed Pang is actually gay.\u00a0 As the other members of his gang are beginning a night of decadence with alcohol and prostitutes (as is recommended of all men of their nature), Pang rolls his eyes and tries to get the boys to play dice with them.\u00a0 This is, of course, all just pretense for what he actually has in mind.\u00a0 Pang openly cheats, seeming bent on starting an altercation with his companions that will, with any luck, turn physical.\u00a0 That&#8217;s Pang for you.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[EXPLOITATION  AND MISOGYNY]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6167   aligncenter\" title=\"Whore-Fu?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/4.jpg\" alt=\"Whore-Fu?\" width=\"503\" height=\"328\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As with most films of its type (and that includes Westerns), women are relegated to the roles kidnapped or attacked victims.\u00a0 And if they don&#8217;t end up there, they&#8217;re usually located in brothels.\u00a0 I guess cowboy hats and kung fu kicks required male genitalia.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[EPIC  MOMENT AND BEST ONE-LINER]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The gang moseys on into town after hearing that Cheng has been fighting with Pig-Tailed Pang, who up to this point had been sort of their ace-in-the-hole.\u00a0 Upon arrival however, they find Pang hung up in the street by his own ponytail.\u00a0 Cheng suddenly steps out into the street, challenging them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6161   aligncenter\" title=\"Step Up To The Streets!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/6.jpg\" alt=\"Step Up To The Streets!\" width=\"503\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">&#8220;I&#8217;ll be waiting for you!&#8221;<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  MORAL OF THE STORY]<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Betray someone and eventually it&#8217;s gonna catch up to you, beat you within an inch of your life, and then send you to prison for life.\u00a0 Play it fair, kids.<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>[THE  GIST OF JACKIE: 1 outta 5]<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><strong><strong>[\u00a0 ] Breaks Into Someplace Or Escapes By Way Of Acrobatics<br \/>\n[X] Has An Annoying Tag-Along Companion [3 of them]<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Makes The &#8216;OW!&#8217; Face And\/Or Rubs A Soar Spot<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Performs A Ridiculously Dangerous Stunt<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Uses A Random Object To Defend Himself<\/strong><\/strong><\/h3>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE  CHECKLIST: 13 outta 25]<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>[X] Athlete(s) Turned \u201cActor\u201d<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Clinging To The Outside Of A Moving Vehicle<br \/>\n[X] Crotch Attack<br \/>\n[X] Dialogue Telling Us How Bad-Ass The Main Character(s) Is\/Are<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Ending Featuring An Ambulance, A Blanket or A Towel<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Factory\/Warehouse<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Giant Explosion(s)<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Heavy Artillery<br \/>\n[X] Improvised Weapon(s)<br \/>\n[X] Macho Mode(s) Of Transportation [a horse?]<br \/>\n[X] Main Character Sports Facial Accessory(s) [a handkerchief while he&#8217;s riding]<br \/>\n[X] Manly Embrace(s)<br \/>\n[X] Notorious Stunt-Man Sighting [Jackie Chan!]<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Passage(s) Of Time Via Montage<br \/>\n[X] Politically Fueled Plot Point(s)<br \/>\n[X] Senseless Destruction Of Property<br \/>\n[X] Shoot Out(s) and\/or Sword Fight(s)<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Slow-Motion Finishing Move(s)\/Death(s)<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Stupid Authoritative Figure(s)<br \/>\n[X] Substance Usage and\/or Abuse<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Tis The Season<br \/>\n[X] Torture Sequence(s)<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Unnecessary Sequel<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Vehicle Chase(s)<br \/>\n[\u00a0 ] Vigilante Justice<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6168   aligncenter\" title=\"Where The Hell Is The Sunset Around Here?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/9.jpg\" alt=\"Where The Hell Is The Sunset Around Here?\" width=\"491\" height=\"322\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[THE CHALK-OUTLINE] Fists Of The Double K a.k.a. Chu Ba (1973): Breakdown by Kain424 A recently graduated cadet is sent undercover to oust a gang of bandits from controlling a small township and also seeks to avenge the death of his father. 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