{"id":5919,"date":"2010-02-21T09:39:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?p=5919"},"modified":"2024-04-26T08:44:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T14:44:11","slug":"willow-1988-body-count-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/willow-1988-body-count-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister<\/span><\/h2>\n

[CHARACTER KILLS]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Madmartigan (Val Kilmer): 17
\nAirk Thaughbaer (Gavan O’Herlihy): 4
\nGeneral Kael (Pat Roach): 3
\nWillow Ufgood (Warwick Davis): 2
\nPrincess Sorsha (Joanne Whalley): 2
\nFranjean (Rick Overton): 1
\nRool (Kevin Pollak): 1
\nFin Raziel (Patricia Hayes): 1<\/p>\n

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Death Dog Attack: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Ethna is mauled by the death dogs whilst protecting Elora<\/p>\n

Wagon Chase: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Madmartigan kills a Nockmaar soldier with his own mace<\/p>\n

Escaping the Camp: 4<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Madmaritgan kills 4 Nockmaar soldiers
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\nAfter Them!: 4<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Airk shoots 1 Nockmaar soldier with a bow and arrow
\n-A Galadoorn soldier kills 1 Nockmaar soldier with a bow and arrow
\n-Airk stabs 1 Nockmaar soldier with a knife
\n-Airk kills 1 Nockmaar soldier with a shuriken<\/p>\n

Battle of Tir Asleen: 22<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Madmartigan shoots 2 Nockmaar soldiers with a crossbow
\n-The Eborsisk’s left head eats 1 Nockmaar soldier
\n-1 Nockmaar soldier knocked to his death by Raziel (as a goat)
\n-2 Nockmaar soldiers shot with crossbows in a booby trap laid by Madmartigan
\n-Madmartigan shoots 2 Nockmaar soldiers with two crossbows (one in either hand)
\n-The Eborsisk’s left head eats another Nockmaar soldier
\n-A troll is grabbed by the Eborsisk’s right head; the left head grabs it, too, and they pull (make a wish!)
\n-Madmartigan kills another Nockmaar soldier
\n-The Eborsisk’s left head fries 2 Nockmaar soldiers with its flame-breath
\n-Madmartigan kills 2 more Nockmaar soldiers
\n-Madmartigan kicks a troll off the balcony where he gets eaten by the Eborsisk’s right head (although the Eborsisk eats him, I give this kill to Madmartigan because the troll wouldn’t have been eaten if Madmartigan hadn’t kicked him off)
\n-Willow kills 2 Nockmaar soldiers
\n-The dead Eborsisk lands on a hapless Nockmaar soldier
\n-Kael kills 1 Galadoorn soldier
\n-The Galadoorn army kills 2 Nockmaar soldiers<\/p>\n

Battle of Nockmaar: 15<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-1 Nockmaar soldier killed by the attacking Galadoorn soldiers approaching the castle
\n-1 Nockmaar soldier stabbed by an unidentified Galadoorn soldier
\n-1 Galadoorn soldier shot by Nockmaar archers
\n-Madmartigan kills 1 Nockmaar soldier
\n-Nockmaar archers kill 1 Galadoorn soldier
\n-Airk cuts a Nockmaar soldier’s throat
\n-Sorsha kills 2 of Bavmorda’s priests
\n-Franjean and Rool launch some spears from a catapult, killing 2 Nockmaar soldiers (I give 1 to each of them)
\n-Kael kills Airk with his own dagger
\n-Kael kills 2 Galadoorn soldiers
\n-Madmartigan kills Kael by stabbing him with Airk’s broken sword, and then with his (Kael’s) own sword
\n-Bavmorda is struck by lightning and turns into a reddish mist and disappears<\/p>\n

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]<\/span><\/h2>\n

-Queen Bavmorda orders Elora’s mother killed, but this is never shown.
\n-Many Nockmaar soldiers were probably killed by Airk’s men outside Tir Asleen, but we only clearly see the ones listed.
\n-There were 5 Nockmaar soldiers outside the castle gate at the climax but we only see one cut down when the Galadoorn army catches up to them.
\n-Airk dumps a cauldron of scalding hot…something onto a group of twenty or so Nockmaar soldiers but they don’t appear to die.
\n-Madmartigan kills the Eborsisk and Willow also “kills” animated table-like pot but as these are nonsentient creatures I didn’t count them.<\/p>\n

[THE FINAL TALLY = 47]<\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Willow (1988) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Madmartigan (Val Kilmer): 17 Airk Thaughbaer (Gavan O’Herlihy): 4 General Kael (Pat Roach): 3 Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis): 2 Princess Sorsha (Joanne Whalley): 2 Franjean (Rick Overton): 1 Rool (Kevin Pollak): 1 Fin Raziel (Patricia Hayes): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Death Dog Attack: 1 -Ethna is mauled … Read moreWillow (1988) Body Count Breakdown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3163],"tags":[2204,3269,2681,3672],"class_list":["post-5919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recent-breakdowns","tag-body-count-breakdown","tag-kooshmeister","tag-val-kilmer","tag-warwick-davis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35865,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5919\/revisions\/35865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}