{"id":5659,"date":"2010-02-07T09:46:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-07T16:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?p=5659"},"modified":"2024-04-26T08:44:51","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T14:44:51","slug":"top-secret-1984-body-count-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/top-secret-1984-body-count-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

Top Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister<\/span><\/h2>\n

[CHARACTER KILLS]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Chocolate Mousse (Eddie Tagoe): 10
\nNick Rivers (Val Kilmer): 1
\nSergeant Krueger (Jack Cooper): 1
\nAlbert Potato (Sydney Arnold): 1<\/p>\n

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Border checkpoint: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-German soldiers drag away and shoot a man who was smuggling dog biscuits<\/p>\n

Secret meeting: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Krueger shoots the “blind” undercover agent<\/p>\n

At the opera: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Nick knocks Krueger off a balcony into the orchestra, killing him
\n
\nFlergendorf Prison: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-The Germans execute a priest by electric chair<\/p>\n

Shootout at the Potato farm: 13<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Chocolate Mousse blows up 1 German soldier with a cannon
\n-Albert Potato shoots 1 German soldier
\n-1 German soldier shot in the back by an unidentified character
\n-5 French resistance members killed by a grenade…somehow despite Albert Potato throwing himself on it (he himself survives)
\n-Chocolate Mousse shoots 5 German soldiers fighting with resistance members, all without hitting any of his comrades
\n
\nInfiltrating Flergendorf Prison: 1<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Chocolate Mousse knocks a German soldier off the prison wall whereupon he turns out to be made of ceramic and shatters hitting the ground
\n
\nEscaping: 3<\/span><\/strong><\/span>
\n-Chocolate Mousse shoots at a car carrying 3 German soldiers, causing the driver to lose control and rear-end a Ford Pinto, killing all 3 in an explosion<\/p>\n

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Nick’s manager, Martin, is said to have died while using the “Anal Intruder” on a ridiculously high setting. Thankfully we are spared the sight of this. Since Martin’s death happens entirely offscreen I hesitated to count it and ultimately didn’t.<\/p>\n

[THE FINAL TALLY = 21]<\/span><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Top Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown by Kooshmeister [CHARACTER KILLS] Chocolate Mousse (Eddie Tagoe): 10 Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer): 1 Sergeant Krueger (Jack Cooper): 1 Albert Potato (Sydney Arnold): 1 [CORPSE BREAKDOWN] Border checkpoint: 1 -German soldiers drag away and shoot a man who was smuggling dog biscuits Secret meeting: 1 -Krueger shoots the “blind” … Read moreTop Secret! (1984) Body Count Breakdown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3163],"tags":[2204,3269,2681],"class_list":["post-5659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recent-breakdowns","tag-body-count-breakdown","tag-kooshmeister","tag-val-kilmer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5659"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35867,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5659\/revisions\/35867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}