{"id":38744,"date":"2025-02-22T06:23:48","date_gmt":"2025-02-22T12:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/?p=38744"},"modified":"2025-02-22T07:30:17","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T13:30:17","slug":"walker-texas-ranger-season-8-1999-2000-body-count-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/walker-texas-ranger-season-8-1999-2000-body-count-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Walker, Texas Ranger Season 8 (1999-2000) Body Count Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
\u27fb Season 7<\/a><\/td>\nSeason 9<\/a> \u27fc<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Walker, Texas Ranger Season 8 (1999-2000) Body Count Breakdown by Gregglop09<\/h2>\n

[Character Kills]<\/h2>\n

Texas Ranger Sergeant Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris<\/a>): 28
\nTexas Ranger Sergeant James \u201cJimmy\u201d Trivette Jr. (Clarence Gilyard Jr.): 19
\nTexas Ranger Sydney \u201cSyd\u201d Cooke (Nia Peeples): 11
\nMichael Westmoreland (Tony Denison): 11
\nThe Bear (Brody The Bear): 9
\nTexas Ranger Francis Gage (Judson Mills): 8
\nGazal (Adoni Maropis): 6
\nSecurity Chief Becker (Jude Ciccolella): 6
\nBilly Lo (Bruce Locke): 5
\nRon Mott (Matthew Posey): 4
\nDeidre Harris (Joan Jett): 4
\nDirk \u201cThe Hammer\u201d Savage (Frank Shamrock): 3
\nJohnny Tang (Al Goto): 3
\nSlate (Michael H. Moss): 2
\nThe Sniper (George Marshall Ruge): 2
\nLester Rawlins (Patrick St. Esprit): 2
\nDeke Southern (Eric Scott): 2
\nP.K. Song (Byron Mann): 2
\nCruz Ortega (Geoffrey Rivas): 2
\nNash (Jesse De Luna): 1
\nJason Talbot (Christopter Wynne): 1
\nLester Stahl (Rex Linn): 1
\nDeputy Sheriff Grimes (Boots Southerland): 1
\nRingo Washburn (Rick Cramer): 1
\nMercenary #1 (Gene Hartline): 1
\nRico Castillo (Vic Polizos): 1
\nWhitelaw Lundren (Randy Savage): 1
\nSandrine (Lennie Loftin): 1
\nHenry Monroe (Paul Robert Langdon): 1
\nLorenzo Cabral (Steven Bauer): 1
\nRader (Jerome Butler): 1
\nWaylon Cox Sr. (Jon Cypher): 1
\nWaylon Cox Jr. (Unknown Actor): 1
\nAlexander \u201cSpike\u201d Riley (Steve Kelso): 1
\nKrebs (John McCalmont): 1
\nNor (Hank Baumert): 1
\nCliff Eagleton (David Keith): 1
\nTravis Braxton (Judson Scott): 1
\nTravis (Gary Graham): 1
\nStinger Man #1 (Jack Martin): 1<\/p>\n

[Corpse Breakdown]<\/h2>\n

Episode 1 \u201cIn Harm\u2019s Way (Part II)\u201d: 5<\/h4>\n

Woods search: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nA mercenary unintentionally triggers a trap set by Walker causing a stick to launch into and stab him in the chest killing him (Shared)
\nWalker shoots a mercenary with a pistol
\nSlate and Nash unintentionally shoot an unconscious mercenary with M4s together while shooting at Walker (Shared)<\/p>\n

Rescuing Alex: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker blows up Morton with a grenade<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s move out\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nSlate shoots Davis with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 2 \u201cCountdown\u201d: 1<\/h4>\n

Interrogation: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nTalbot swallows a cyanide pill poisoning himself<\/p>\n

Episode 3 \u201cSafe House\u201d: 8<\/h4>\n

Murder flashback: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nThe witness\u2019 body is seen covered in a sheet having been thrown off of a building to his death by one of Termin\u2019s men<\/p>\n

\u201cKill them all!\u201d: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nOne of Termin\u2019s men shoots a state trooper with an AK-47
\nA state trooper shoots one of Termin\u2019s men with a pistol
\nOne of Termin\u2019s men shoots a state trooper with an AK-47
\nSydney and Gage shoot one of Termin\u2019s men with pistols together (Shared)<\/p>\n

Freeway rescue: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots one of Termin\u2019s men hanging out of a helicopter with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots one of Termin\u2019s men hanging out of a helicopter with a pistol<\/p>\n

Bridge fight: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker kicks Scully off of a bridge and into the water drowning him <\/p>\n

Episode 4 \u201cWay Of The Warrior\u201d: 6<\/h4>\n

\u201cIs that a fact?\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nLester hits Steve Darby in the back of the head with a tomahawk <\/p>\n

Swamp standoff: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots a posse member with a pistol in self-defense<\/p>\n

Stagecoach ambush massacre flashback: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nGrimes shoots a Pinketon agent with a revolver
\nApache tribesmen shoot 2 Pinkerton agents with arrows
\nAn Apache tribeswoman shoots a deputy with an arrow<\/p>\n

Episode 5 \u201cTall Cotton\u201d: 5<\/h4>\n

Apartment: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nA mob boss\u2019 body is seen in a picture having been shot in the head with a pistol by one of Ronson\u2019s men<\/p>\n

Farmhouse takedown: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette shoots one of Ronson\u2019s men with a pistol
\nTrivette and Sydney shoot one of Ronson\u2019s men with pistols together (Shared)
\nTrivette shoots one of Ronson\u2019s men with a pistol
\nSydney shoots one of Ronson\u2019s men with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 6 \u201cThe Lynn Sisters\u201d: 8<\/h4>\n

Office bombing: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nRingo\u2019s bomb blows up the offices blowing up Helen<\/p>\n

Road kidnapping: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nThe Sniper snipes a crew member
\nThe Sniper snipes the bus driver
\nMercenary #1 shoots Frank with a revolver<\/p>\n

Compound takedown: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette shoots one of Stephan\u2019s men with a pistol
\nSydney shoots one of Stephan\u2019s men with a pistol
\nGage shoots one of Stephan\u2019s men with a pistol while diving through the air
\nSydney shoots one of Stephan\u2019s men with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 7 \u201cSuspicious Minds\u201d: 11<\/h4>\n

Warehouse bust: 7<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots one of Tantero\u2019s men with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots 2 of Tantero\u2019s men with a pistol
\nWalker shoots one of Tantero\u2019s men with a pistol
\nA cop shoots one of Tantero\u2019s men with a shotgun
\nTrivette shoots one of Tantero\u2019s men with a pistol
\nWalker shoots one of Tantero\u2019s men on top of a railing with a pistol causing him to fall to his death<\/p>\n

Deal: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots Javier Escuela with a pistol in self-defense<\/p>\n

Construction site murder: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nRico shoots Georgie with a pistol<\/p>\n

Attempted drive-by: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nGage shoots the trunk to a car with a pistol igniting the gas tank causing it to crash into a parked car and explode incinerating Danny and Chico<\/p>\n

Episode 8 \u201cWidow Maker\u201d: 2<\/h4>\n

Rodeo fight: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette flips Buddy Crowder into a trough of water causing him to land on his own switchblade stabbing him in the heart<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re dead, Walker!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots Ben Crowder with a pistol in self-defense<\/p>\n

Episode 9 \u201cFight Or Die\u201d: 4<\/h4>\n

Copperhead Maximum Security Prison, Arkansas: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nHammer puts a fighter in a stranglehold then strangles him to death
\nHammer puts Holland in a headlock then breaks his neck<\/p>\n

Cage fight: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nHammer kicks Tom Munger hard in the head killing him (Death is confirmed by a doctor)<\/p>\n

\u201cKill him!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nLundren grabs Sandrine as he\u2019s about to shoot Walker causing him to unintentionally shoot Dirk \u201cThe Hammer\u201d Savage with a shotgun (Shared)<\/p>\n

Episode 10 \u201cRise To The Occasion\u201d: 2<\/h4>\n

\u201cNo!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nHenry jumps off of a roof to his death<\/p>\n

\u201cSit down\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nLorenzo shoots Eduardo with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 11 \u201cFull Recovery\u201d: 3<\/h4>\n

Attempted escape: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nRader shoots Bradley Roberts in the back with a pistol<\/p>\n

Cox Genetics: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nWaylon Cox Sr.\u2019s body is seen having shot himself in the side of the head with a revolver
\nWaylon Cox Jr. is seen in a picture having shot himself in the side of the head with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 12 \u201cA Matter Of Faith\u201d: 1<\/h4>\n

Bank robbery standoff: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nSydney and Gage shoot one of Watson\u2019s men with pistols together (Shared)<\/p>\n

Episode 13 \u201cVision Quest\u201d: 6<\/h4>\n

Bathroom murder aftermath: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nHicks\u2019 body is seen having had his throat cut with a knife by Gazal<\/p>\n

Convoy ambush: 5<\/strong><\/span>
\nGazal shoots a LAW rocket launcher at a van incinerating Clint, 2 of Aziz\u2019s men and 2 Texas Rangers<\/p>\n

Episode 14 \u201cA Matter Of Principle\u201d: 10<\/h4>\n

Jewelry store robbery #1: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nRawlins shoots the owner with a pistol for sounding the alarm
\nKrebs shoots a security guard with a pistol<\/p>\n

Jewelry store robbery #2: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nRawlins shoots a security guard with a pistol
\n2 civilians\u2019 bodies are seen having been shot with assault rifles by Rawlins\u2019 men<\/p>\n

Car chase: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nSpike unintentionally drives his car over a gas tank truck causing it to flip over and crash killing himself<\/p>\n

Jewelry store takedown: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette shoots one of Rawlins\u2019 men with a pistol
\nSydney shoots 2 of Rawlins\u2019 men with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 15 \u201cThunderhawk\u201d: 12<\/h4>\n

Parking lot shootout: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nGage shoots Arthur Johnson with a pistol<\/p>\n

Convoy ambush: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nOne of Becker\u2019s men shoots a LAW rocket launcher at an SUV incinerating 2 of LaMarr\u2019s men<\/p>\n

\u201cI believe you\u2019re right\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBecker shoots Jeffries in the side with a pistol<\/p>\n

\u201cGet \u2018em!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nDeke shoots one of Becker\u2019s men with a pistol<\/p>\n

\u201cHere you go!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nDeke blows up one of Becker\u2019s men with a grenade<\/p>\n

\u201cYou think I\u2019m kidding?\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBecker shoots Sam with a pistol<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you messed with the wrong guy\u201d: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nBecker uses the Thunderhawk weapon to level the warehouse with its soundwaves causing the roof to collapse onto Deke Southern and 3 Cowboy gang members crushing them<\/p>\n

\u201cYou damn right I have a problem with that!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nNor stabs Assistant Security Chief James Jackson in the stomach with a cane knife<\/p>\n

Episode 16 \u201cJustice Delayed\u201d: 2<\/h4>\n

Woods ambush: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette shoots Freddy with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots Sal with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 17 \u201cThe Day Of Cleansing\u201d: 6<\/h4>\n

Convoy ambush: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nMott snipes 3 U.S. Marshals in the car
\nEagleton shoots U.S. Marshal Fescus with a pistol<\/p>\n

Zoo: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBenny Tumwater\u2019s body is seen having been sniped by Mott<\/p>\n

Street standoff: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots Cliff Eagleton with a pistol in self-defense<\/p>\n

Episode 18 \u201cBlack Dragons\u201d: 11<\/h4>\n

Street murder: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nP.K. shoots Manny with a pistol <\/p>\n

Apartment murder: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBlack Dragons throw Laurie Chang off of a rooftop to her death together (Shared)<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere are they going?\u201d: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\n2 Black Dragons jump off of a roof to their deaths<\/p>\n

Office: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\n2 teenagers\u2019 bodies are seen in pictures having overdosed on black dot heroin<\/p>\n

\u201cFine, mister\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nP.K. puts the Custom Official in a headlock then breaks his neck<\/p>\n

Mansion takedown: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots a Black Dragon with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots a Black Dragon with a pistol
\nWalker shoots a Black Dragon with a pistol
\nTrivette puts Luke Warley in a headlock then breaks his neck<\/p>\n

Episode 19 \u201cSoldiers Of Hate\u201d: 4<\/h4>\n

Fallbrook, Idaho: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nSoldiers of the New Millennium members execute Judge Wendell Winters by shooting him with M4s together (Shared)<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, your assignment is over\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBraxton shoots FBI Special Agent Paul Westfall in the back with a pistol while he\u2019s sitting on a couch<\/p>\n

Jail execution: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nAn Aryan Resistance member stabs Tom Reece in the stomach with a shiv
\nAn Aryan Resistance member stabs a Soldier of the New Millennium member in the stomach with a shiv<\/p>\n

Episode 20 \u201cThe General’s Return\u201d: 20<\/h4>\n

\u201cI was lying but now I know\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBilly puts Detective Steven Nimh in a headlock then breaks his neck<\/p>\n

Prison parking lot ambush: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nTang shoots a van with a rocket launcher incinerating Henry Ben, John Chow and William Vu
\nSydney shoots Johnny Tang in the back with a pistol as he\u2019s trying to escape in a van<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve decided not to give you my guns, just my bullets\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nBilly shoots Lester Stone with a pistol<\/p>\n

\u201cTough luck, guys, you picked the wrong boss\u201d: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nBilly\u2019s men shoot 2 of Stone\u2019s men with pistols<\/p>\n

Warehouse takedown: 12<\/strong><\/span>
\nTrivette shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol
\nWalker shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol
\nTrivette and Walker shoot one of Billy\u2019s men with pistols together (Shared)
\nWalker shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol while running
\nBilly shoots a van with a rocket launcher blowing up 3 SWAT officers near it
\nTrivette shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol
\nSydney shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol
\nA SWAT officer shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with an M4
\nGage shoots one of Billy\u2019s men with a pistol<\/p>\n

Episode 21 \u201cShowdown At Casa Diablo (Part I)\u201d: 9<\/h4>\n

\u201cSay goodbye, Lucia!\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nCruz throws a knife into Lucia\u2019s chest<\/p>\n

Betrayal: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nTravis shoots Jake Foley with a pistol<\/p>\n

\u201cNow it\u2019s three against five\u201d \u201cNow we have a chance\u201d: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots one of Ramon\u2019s men with a pistol
\nGage shoots one of Ramon\u2019s men with a pistol
\nTrivette shoots one of Ramon\u2019s men with a pistol<\/p>\n

Convoy ambush: 4<\/strong><\/span>
\nStinger Man #1 shoots an SUV with a LAW rocket launcher incinerating a Federale
\nOne of Cruz\u2019s men shoots a car with a LAW rocket launcher incinerating a Federale
\nOne of Cruz\u2019s men shoots The Driver with a machine gun
\nOne of Cruz\u2019s men shoots a bodyguard with a machine gun<\/p>\n

Episode 22 \u201cShowdown At Casa Diablo (Part II)\u201d: 10<\/h4>\n

Horse chase: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots one of Cruz\u2019s men in the back of a jeep with a revolver
\nWalker shoots one of Cruz\u2019s men in the jeep with a revolver
\nThe jeep flips over and crashes caused by Walker shooting one of Cruz\u2019 men killing Paco (Walker\u2019s kill)<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t give a damn who the hell..\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nCruz stabs Jack Palermo in the stomach with a knife <\/p>\n

Compound rescue: 5<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker blows up 2 of Cruz\u2019s men with grenades
\nWalker shoots one of Cruz\u2019s men with a revolver
\nTrivette shoots Frank with a pistol in self-defense
\nSydney shoots Ramon Ortega with a pistol in self-defense<\/p>\n

\u201cNot as long as I have\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker throws a knife into Cruz Ortega\u2019s chest<\/p>\n

Episode 23 \u201cThe Bachelor Party\u201d: 9<\/h4>\n

Helicopter zone: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nThe Bear mauls Ranger Pilot Chris to death<\/p>\n

\u201cKill him\u201d: 8<\/strong><\/span>
\nThe Bear pounces on one of Slocum\u2019s men killing him
\nThe Bear mauls one of Slocum\u2019s men to death
\nAmos\u2019 body is seen having been mauled to death by The Bear
\nThe Bear bites into Craig\u2019s arm and rips it off offscreen leaving him to bleed out
\nThe Bear claws one of Slocum\u2019s men in the back killing him
\nThe Bear claws Frank in the chest killing him
\nThe Bear drags away and mauls one of Slocum\u2019s men to death offscreen (Scream is heard)
\nThe Bear claws one of Slocum\u2019s men to death offscreen (Scream is heard)<\/p>\n

Episode 24 \u201cWedding Bells\u201d: 19<\/h4>\n

Hotel: 6<\/strong><\/span>
\n6 targets are seen in pictures having been stabbed in the chest with an ice knife by Michael and Diedre (3 for Michael, 3 for Diedre)<\/p>\n

\u201cPretty, isn\u2019t she?\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nMichael stabs a target in the chest with an ice knife<\/p>\n

\u201cI like it, too\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nMichael stabs Councilman Bolton Cunningham in the back with an ice knife<\/p>\n

Assassination attempt: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker shoots Jack Larson with a revolver
\nWalker shoots Jim Casey with a revolver
\nWalker shoots Teddy Gates (Richard Norton) with a revolver in self-defense<\/p>\n

Parking garage murder: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nDiedre stabs Jasmine Keefe in the chest with an ice knife<\/p>\n

Alley murder aftermath: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nAn accountant\u2019s body is seen having been stabbed in the chest with an ice knife by Michael<\/p>\n

Morgue: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWilfred Brooks\u2019 body is seen covered in a sheet having been stabbed in the chest with an ice knife by Michael<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t need him\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker throws Diedre Harris across a coffee table and onto the ground causing her to land on her own ice knife stabbing her in the heart<\/p>\n

Bathroom: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nMichael wraps his hands around Stephan\u2019s head then breaks his neck<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd there\u2019s nothing you can do to stop it\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nWalker forces Michael to shoot himself through the chest with his own silenced pistol (Shared)<\/p>\n

Landing the plane: 2<\/strong><\/span>
\nThe co-pilot\u2019s body is seen by a seat having died from being shot in the back through the cabin doors with a silenced pistol by Michael
\nThe pilot\u2019s body is seen in the cockpit having been shot in the back through the cabin doors with a silenced pistol by Michael<\/p>\n

[The Unconfirmed And Uncounted]<\/h2>\n

-Many beatdowns\/knockouts but nothing fatal
\n-Many non-lethal gunshot wounds\/injuries
\n-In Episode 1, Slate shoots Walker in the back of the shoulder with an M4 but he survives
\n-In Episode 5, Mr. and Mrs. Gage are mentioned to have died in a car accident
\n-In Episode 6, Ringo is mentioned to have blown up a civilian with a bomb
\n-In Episode 9, Hammer is mentioned to have killed 2 additional fighters in the ring
\n-In Episode 11, several soldiers are mentioned to have died during a live fire exercise under Waylon Jr.\u2019s command
\n-In Episode 12, several security guards are seen motionless during the bank robbery but they were only knocked unconscious by Watson\u2019s men
\n-In Episode 13, 4 of Aziz\u2019s men are mentioned to have been incinerated in the van explosion during the convoy ambush but only 3 were seen being loaded into the van beforehand
\n-In Episode 14, a little boy is mentioned to have been shot in the crossfire between Wade and bank robbers
\n-In Episode 14, a parolee using the nickname Spike is mentioned to have died of unknown causes
\n-In Episode 15, 6 security guards are mentioned to have been killed by Deke and the Cowboy gang members during their warehouse robberies
\n-In Episode 16, Franklin is mentioned to have beaten Davis to death with a wrench
\n-In Episode 16, Mrs. Carter is mentioned to have died of unknown causes
\n-In Episode 16, a prisoner is mentioned to have died in prison of unknown causes
\n-In Episode 22, Maria mentions Cruz killing her father in their village
\n-In Episode 17, 3 Dallas police officers and Ranger Forester are mentioned to have been shot by Eagleton\u2019s men and Mott
\n-In Episode 18, Rusty is mentioned have killed a man
\n-In Episode 19, one of J.J.\u2019s friends is mentioned to have died from being shot with a pistol by Montalto
\n-In Episode 23, The Bear eats a deer offscreen but since it\u2019s an animal, it doesn\u2019t count
\n-In Episode 23, The Bear is mentioned to have killed several fishermen
\n-In Episode 23, Walker shoots The Bear with a hunting rifle but since it\u2019s an animal, it doesn\u2019t count
\n-In Episode 24, Westmoreland is mentioned to have killed Juan Martinez in his SUV<\/p>\n

[The Final Tally= 174]<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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