{"id":3564,"date":"2009-12-01T14:17:38","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T21:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?p=3564"},"modified":"2009-12-01T14:17:38","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T21:17:38","slug":"the-aobg-monthly-update-december-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/the-aobg-monthly-update-december-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">DIS<\/span><span style=\"color: #339966;\">MEMBER<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3566 aligncenter\" title=\"They Shocked Santa's Balls!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/December-01.jpg\" alt=\"December 01\" width=\"538\" height=\"383\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Rant<\/strong><\/span> here to officially lament: It&#8217;s that time of year again. There&#8217;s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while it is most certainly a difficult battle, I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll weather and overcome the consumer shit-storm of cheery decorations, terrible traffic, bums with bells, checkout lines and the bitter angry fuck-tards clogging them up. And AOBG is here to help make it seem just a little less ass.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3568   aligncenter\" title=\"AOBG And Alessandra Wish You A Merry XXX-MAS!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/December-03.jpg\" alt=\"December 03\" width=\"535\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There now, it already doesn&#8217;t seem quite so shitty, right? Yeah, I know, it&#8217;s still awful. But rest assured, Team AOBG will trudge through this coming month of family get-togethers and suicidal tendencies with more Action Breakdowns, Body Counts, Bond Breakdowns and Kill Count Vids to help brighten these cold gray days.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Also, starting on December 20th, Kain and I will begin posting a Holiday Themed Breakdown-A-Day up to Christmas. In something we have decided to dub, THE SIX DAYS OF CHRISMASSACRE. Clever, I know. Other than that, it&#8217;ll will be pretty much same-ol-same-ol round here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Personally, I plan on hitting up some Breakdowns that have been suggested I do from some friendly emails we&#8217;ve received. So those will be coming very soon here and other than that\u2014nothing&#8217;s carved in stone until the 20th. So, if you happen to be a reader of mine and have a movie you&#8217;d really like to see me do a write-up for, send me an email. Contact info&#8217;s at the bottom of the post. Kain?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Kain:<\/span><\/strong> Pretty much the same story here.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to once again try and catch up on a lot of <a title=\"Killcounts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/main\/?page_id=2593\" target=\"_self\">killcounts<\/a>.\u00a0 So yeah, that&#8217;s about it.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be doing a breakdown every now and then, but I think I&#8217;ll concentrate on the kills this holiday season.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Happy<\/span> <span style=\"color: #339966;\">Holidays<\/span><\/span><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"> <\/span>and thanks for reading ~TEAM AOBG<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> <\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Any questions, comments or requests you may have, please let us know. Responses are guaranteed via our <a href=\"..\/..\/forum\/index.php\">Forum<\/a>, be they private or posted on our update\/conversation thread, <a href=\"..\/..\/forum\/viewtopic.php?f=27&amp;t=7846\">The Meat Grinder<\/a>. Or, email us at allouttabubblegum@yahoo.com .<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3567 aligncenter\" title=\"Ho Ho Hoes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/December-02.jpg\" alt=\"December 02\" width=\"560\" height=\"196\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DISMEMBER Rant here to officially lament: It&#8217;s that time of year again. There&#8217;s snow on the ground, bad music on the airwaves and fat asses waddling through the malls. Christmas. Bah Humbullshit. The holidays suck. You know it, I know it. On the bright-side, it only happens 1 to 8 times a year. And while &#8230; <a title=\"THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/the-aobg-monthly-update-december-2009\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">THE AOBG MONTHLY UPDATE: DECEMBER 2009<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}