{"id":32371,"date":"2023-07-10T12:04:41","date_gmt":"2023-07-10T18:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/?p=32371"},"modified":"2023-07-15T14:50:56","modified_gmt":"2023-07-15T20:50:56","slug":"amb-seven-angry-men-1955","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/amb-seven-angry-men-1955\/","title":{"rendered":"AMB: SEVEN ANGRY MEN (1955)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE CHALK-OUTLINE]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h24m59s567.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"they lost the other five\" \/><br \/>\nMilitant American abolitionist John Brown wages war on pro-slavery forces in Kansas and what-is-now West Virginia in the years leading up to the American Civil War.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Seven Angry Men (1955): Breakdown by The Hestinator (Brandon)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THEIR BADASSITUDE]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">THE HEROES:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h43m08s877.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"he looks nothing like his brother Charlie\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Raymond Massey<span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">as John Brown<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>The man. The myth. The legend. He\u2019s John. He\u2019s Brown. It\u2019s John Brown, the greatest American who ever lived. A \u201cconductor\u201d on the Underground Railroad (something the film doesn\u2019t mention), he and his large family travel to the territory of Kansas to help the anti-slavery faction there win a low-intensity conflict against those who want the area to enter the United States as a slave state. A fearless Calvinist warrior in the Cromwellian mold (minus the baggage of genocide against the Irish, of course), John Brown has abolitionism in his very soul and treats African-Americans as equals. At a time when the anti-slavery moment was timid and peaceful, Brown stands out for his willingness to use violence to stop the spread of the plague of human bondage and even to directly free slaves. Raymond Massey\u2019s resolute performance as \u201cOsawatomie Brown\u201d is just about as perfect as you could ask for, capturing the stern fighter\u2019s determination, religiosity, and idealism.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h29m02s373.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"can you believe this guy was the OG Captain Kirk\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Jeffrey Hunter<span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">as Owen Brown<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Owen Brown is one of John Brown\u2019s approximately fourteen thousand children. Okay, Mr. Brown \u201conly\u201d had twenty children, but he sure kept his two wives busy (no, he wasn\u2019t married to them at the same time!). Anyway, Owen\u2019s not comfortable with his dad\u2019s violent tactics, and hesitates to join him on his anti-slavery crusade. He\u2019ll come around.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h30m10s296.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Seven Angry Men... and one tempestuous woman\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Debra Paget<span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">as Elizabeth Clark<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>The daughter of a Lawrence, Kansas, merchant, Elizabeth Clark is inserted into the story of John Brown to give Owen a love interest and somebody to talk to about his disagreements with his father\u2019s methods. The movie\u2019s poster promises that she\u2019ll be \u201cA TEMPESTUOUS WOMAN!,\u201d but she\u2019s really just more annoying than anything else.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">THE VILLAINS:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h31m41s840.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"more like Martin White Power\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Leo Gordon<span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">as Martin White<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Pro-slavery border ruffian Martin White serves as the bad guy for the Bleeding Kansas segment of the film. This evil bastard isn\u2019t given much depth, he just leads the local band of partisans who want Kansas to enter the Union as a slave state. His gang of brutes are responsible for the Sack of Lawrence and launch an assault on the Browns\u2019 settlement as Osawatomie. Sure, he\u2019s a nasty piece of work, but he won\u2019t go down as one of cinema\u2019s great villains or anything like that.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h38m31s228.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"he looks nothing like the car from Dukes of Hazard\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Robert Osterloh<span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"> <span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">as Robert E. Lee<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<p>It probably seems a little too convenient for the future leader of the Confederate army to square off against the greatest White abolitionist of the antebellum years, but this is rooted in fact. When John Brown and his followers undertook a raid to seize the federal arsenal Harpers Ferry, Virginia (now West Virginia), it was actually Robert E. Lee who was sent to defeat the abolitionist forces. Robert Osterloh\u2019s performance as Lee here is nothing memorable.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE SEX AND VIOLENCE]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">DUDESWEAT AND MACHISMO:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h27m47s411.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"five happy men\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is an American 1955 motion picture about John Brown, so there\u2019s no dudesweat in sight, unless you count some of the gentle roughhousing among the main character\u2019s kids.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">EXPLOITATION AND MISOGYNY:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h37m42s623.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"smooch\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The film\u2019s not outright sexist, in my opinion, but the female characters are pretty worthless in terms of impact on the plot. Elizabeth Clark (Debra Paget) exists solely to put a young woman on the poster. She doesn\u2019t really approve of violence to end slavery and her scenes slow down the narrative to a considerable degree.<\/p>\n<h3>MURDER BY NUMBERS: [ 34 ]<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h31m15s505.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"flames on the side of my body\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thirty-four people meet their maker in Seven Angry Men, which is not a bad number at all. During the Sack of Lawrence scene, four innocents are killed (in reality, only one pro-slavery raider hit by some falling debris died during the Lawrence sack). However, it is mentioned in dialogue that five anti-slavery settlers were butchered during this event. Next, three pro-slavery homesteaders are executed by John Brown\u2019s band during the Potawatomie Massacre (with two other dead mentioned in passing, but not shown). Frederick Brown (played by John Smith) is murdered by some border ruffians. Eleven attackers (including Martin White) are gunned down at the Battle of Osawatomie. Fourteen people, including abolitionist warriors, hostages, armed townspeople, and federal troops, are killed during the raid on Harpers Ferry. John Brown is hanged at the end. Overall, the violence in this movie is very tame, with blood only rearing its head on a couple of occasions in very mild quantities.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">MOST SATISFYING ASS-KICKING AND\/OR DEATH:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h37m08s357.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"white power? more like get a white flower, for his funeral\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s relatively slim pickings for this category, but Martin White receiving not one, but two, bullets during the Battle of Osawatomie sequence comes to mind. As I said earlier, this an American production from the \u201850s, so the carnage is going to be restrained. Seeing some bad guy get shot twice is just about as hardcore as you\u2019re going to get for the time period.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE BEST OF THE REST]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">EPIC MOMENT:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h32m40s876.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"pew pew\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">The Battle of Osawatomie<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>The firefight at the town of Osawatomie was the engagement of Bleeding Kansas that made John Brown an icon to some people in the Northern United States. After blasting one of his sons, Frederick, in cold blood, Martin White\u2019s band of cutthroats launch a horse charge against Osawatomie, the settlement where the Browns reside. The defenders of the community take up arms and it\u2019s on. It\u2019s not exactly a great battle scene, but it\u2019s enjoyable seeing so many pro-slavery fighters being shot off their horses. Although the vile attackers capture the village, they suffer heavy losses. John Brown, meanwhile, is casually moseying away from the battle like he\u2019s on a Sunday walk, with Martin White hot on his tail. Of course, White gets plugged twice before he can do in our hero.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">BEST LINE:<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h43m08s877.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"jailbird\" \/><\/p>\n<p>John Brown (Raymond Massey): \u201cI am now quite certain that I am worth inconceivably more to hang than for any other purpose.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After the failure to spark a slave rebellion in the South by capturing the federal arsenal at Harpers Ferry, John Brown is jailed. He\u2019s put on trial and sentenced to death, but now he realizes he\u2019s more valuable to the cause of abolitionism as a martyr than as a warrior. He delivers the above line to Owen Brown and gets led out to the gallows to be hanged, with \u201cJohn Brown\u2019s Body\u201d playing on the musical score. It\u2019s not in the movie, but philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson (played by Selmer Jackson in the film) said that Brown \u201cwill make the gallows glorious like the Cross.\u201d You can consider Brown giving himself up to have his neck stretched as Epic Moment #2.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE EXECUTION]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The 1955 biopic Seven Angry Men was not the first time that Raymond Massey played John Brown on the silver screen. Previously, he portrayed the heroic abolitionist in Santa Fe Trail (1940), a venomously racist western where Brown is the villain and slaves don\u2019t want to be free. While that flick\u2019s moral value is non-existent, it is somewhat watchable for its action scenes. Earlier, Massey also played Brown in the 1953 Broadway play John Brown\u2019s Body, which was directed by Charles Laughton.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-07-00h32m17s386.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"you'll shoot your eye out\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To be honest, Seven Angry Men often looks like a b-movie. However, if it is a b-movie, it\u2019s one with one Hell of a story. The story of avenging angel John Brown is simply too powerful to resist and the film does an okay job of sticking to the facts. The first half of the production deals with Bleeding Kansas, a miniature civil war in Kansas Territory over whether it would enter the Union as a free or slave state. It most resembles a western movie in these scenes. The second half is about the build-up and execution of Brown\u2019s raid on Harpers Ferry, Virginia, to acquire arms for a slave revolt that would start in Appalachia and hopefully spread to the rest of the South. Brown was inspired by tales of the \u201cmaroons\u201d in Jamaica \u2013 societies of ex-slaves living in the mountains of the island \u2013 to try to start his own in the Appalachian Mountains.<\/p>\n<p>Running about ninety minutes, not every aspect of Brown\u2019s life makes the cut. There are a couple of exciting episodes of the icon\u2019s life that are omitted, like the Battle of Black Jack and a raid into Missouri to rescue some slaves. I guess that they couldn\u2019t be placed into the story without the narrative coming across as unwieldy. The movie is far more historically accurate than Santa Fe Trail, though, although this wasn\u2019t at all a difficult task to pull off.<br \/>\nSeven Angry Men provides food for thought for discussion on the nature of politically-motivated violence. When is it okay to use violence to achieve political ends? In the film, as in real life, John Brown and his men uses lethal force to combat slavery, an unusually evil institution. Were they justified in what they did (I\u2019d say \u201cHell yes!\u201d), and, if they were, are they any other instances of acceptable political violence? For what appears to be a simple b-western at first glance, this flick grapples with some heavy topics.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h41m00s975.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"what you hanging around for?\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Black follower of Brown in this movie, Ned Green (James Edwards), is treated with respect and dignity. He\u2019s probably based on Shields Green, nicknamed \u201cEmperor,\u201d a former slave who joined Brown on his attack on Harpers Ferry. On an interesting sidenote, Green actually has his own film, Emperor (2020), which is pretty damn historically inaccurate, if entertaining. This picture features James Cromwell as John Brown and a Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)-style wagon chase. Dayo Okeniyi plays Shields Green in it.<\/p>\n<p>While in prison, Brown was offered rescue attempts to save him from the gallows. One of the potential operations was apparently going to involve abolitionist James Montgomery. If that name sounds familiar, it\u2019s because he\u2019s a character in the American Civil War combat film Glory (1989), where he\u2019s played by Cliff De Young. Unfortunately, that otherwise-brilliant movie slanders Montgomery\u2019s reputation by portraying him as a racist opportunist, whereas he was a sincere anti-racist in real life.<\/p>\n<p>The biggest flaws with Seven Angry Men are the scenes involving Debra Paget. They really bring the pacing to a screeching halt and come across as boring. They keep this film in eight-outta-ten territory, as far as quality ratings go. Also, what\u2019s up with the shitty title? I mean, yes, John Brown and six of his sons are pissed about slavery, but couldn\u2019t the producers have come up with something a bit more thrilling? We\u2019re still two years away from 12 Angry Men (1957), so the garbage title wasn\u2019t made to cash in on that picture\u2019s success.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h34m01s764.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"you need to stay on horse\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Action-wise, there\u2019s not a whole lot to write home about. This movie is \u201caction-adjacent\u201d at most, but the moments of physicality do stick reasonably close to the historical record. Still, it\u2019s hard to go wrong with a film that has John Brown as its hero. No law, no man, no government, no institution can stop this guy (well \u2013 up until he gets hanged, that is).<\/p>\n<p>Seven Angry Men isn\u2019t quite the definitive biopic of John Brown, but it might be the closest we have at the moment. For its budgetary restraints and occasional historical inaccuracies, it\u2019s an exceptional, little movie. It\u2019s still-relevant and still-entertaining. I own what appears to be an original-release poster of the flick that I bought at a nearby antique store and have visited the Osawatomie and Black Jack battlefields in Kansas, the former of which houses a small museum on Brown. Sorry, I just had to flex on you like that.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE MORAL OF THE STORY]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>You\u2019re not in Santa Fe Trail anymore, Toto\u2026this is real deal where John Brown did nothing wrong. You want John Brown\u2019s body, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[THE AOBG ACTION CHECKLIST]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>[ ] Athlete(s) Turned \u201cActor\u201d<br \/>\n[ ] Clinging To The Outside Of A Moving Vehicle<br \/>\n[ ] Crotch Attack<br \/>\n[X] Dialogue Telling Us How Bad-Ass The Main Character(s) Is\/Are<br \/>\n[] Ending Featuring An Ambulance, A Blanket, Or A Towel<br \/>\n[X] Factory\/Warehouse\/Castle*<br \/>\n[] Giant Explosions<br \/>\n[] Heavy Artillery<br \/>\n[] Improvised Weapon(s)<br \/>\n[X] Macho Mode(s) Of Transportation<br \/>\n[X] Main Character Sports Facial Accessory(s)<br \/>\n[X] Manly Embrace(s)<br \/>\n[] Notorious Stunt-Man Sighting<br \/>\n[] Passage(s) Of Time Via Montage<br \/>\n[X] Politically Fueled Plot Point(s)<br \/>\n[] Senseless Destruction Of Property<br \/>\n[X] Shoot-Out(s) and\/or Sword Fight(s)<br \/>\n[] Slow-Motion Finishing Move(s)\/Death(s)<br \/>\n[X] Stupid Authoritative Figures<br \/>\n[] Substance Usage and\/or Abuse<br \/>\n[] Torture Sequence(s)<br \/>\n[] Unnecessary Sequel<br \/>\n[] Vehicle Chase(s)<br \/>\n[X] Vigilante Justice<br \/>\n*An old-timey fire engine house counts as a warehouse, right?<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">[TOTAL: 9 outta 25]<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h44m29s682.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"they said you was hung\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/vlcsnap-2023-07-05-23h44m45s524.png\" alt=\"and they was right\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":32367,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[77,3526,3420],"class_list":["post-32371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles","category-reviews","tag-amb","tag-seven-angry-men","tag-the-hestinator"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32371"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32574,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32371\/revisions\/32574"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}