{"id":28340,"date":"2022-07-17T13:44:21","date_gmt":"2022-07-17T19:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/?p=28340"},"modified":"2024-04-23T00:54:53","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T06:54:53","slug":"dont-kill-it-body-count-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/dont-kill-it-body-count-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Kill It Body Count Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don\u2019t Kill It (2016) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine<\/span><\/h2>\n

[CHARACTER KILLS]<\/span><\/h2>\n

FBI Agent Deacon Shepard (Miles Doleac): 13
\nGlen Prichard (Milorad Djomlija): 6
\nMarcus Banks (Todd Farmer): 4
\nOlder Sister (Emily Brobst): 4
\nFBI Agent Evelyn Pierce (Kristina Klebe): 3
\nGabriel (Randy Austin): 3
\nJebediah Woodley Sr. (Todd Messenger): 2
\nDaniel McCallum (N\/A): 2
\nPastor Erikson (James Chalke): 1
\nEmmett (Daniel McPherson): 1
\nKitchen Demon (Tara Cardinal): 1<\/p>\n

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Opening: 6<\/strong><\/span>
\nGabriel shoots his wife and son
\nGabriel hacks one of Marcus\u2019 daughters to death with a cleaver
\nMarcus shoots Gabriel
\nMarcus finishes off his wife
\nMarcus shoots his other daughter<\/p>\n

\u201cI never knew what violence was\u201d: 3<\/strong><\/span>
\nMarcus shoots Bethany McCallum
\nMr. McCallum shoots Marcus
\nMr. McCallum shoots Benjamin McCallum<\/p>\n

Demon Exposition: 9<\/strong><\/span>
\nKitchen Demon stabs a man through the bottom of the mouth
\nSix people shown dead, killed by the demon
\nWoodley Sr. poisons himself and shoots a possessed man<\/p>\n

Temptation: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nEvelyn imagines shooting the possessed Prichard<\/p>\n

\u201cFor Pete\u2019s sake\u201d: 35<\/strong><\/span>
\nPossessed Prichard hacks four townspeople to death with an axe
\nPossessed Prichard chops off a man\u2019s arm with a machete and leaves him to bleed out
\nPossessed Prichard chops open a woman\u2019s head
\nA cop shoots Prichard in the head
\nThe cop that shot Prichard shoots two cops
\nA bald cop shoots that cop at point-blank range
\nTwo people shown dead on the floor
\nThe possessed bald cop shoots two people
\nThe possessed bald cop hacks three people to death with a chainsaw
\nA woman shoots the bald cop in the head
\nThe possessed woman shoots a civilian
\nA body shown on the ground
\nThe possessed woman shoots a Santa Claus lookalike
\nA van driver runs over the woman
\nPossessed Van Driver runs over six civilians
\nA motorcycle rider shoots the Possessed Van Driver in the head
\nAt least six bodies shown in the aftermath<\/p>\n

Cabin: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nOlder Sister shoots the possessed motorcycle rider offscreen (gunshot heard)<\/p>\n

Failed Sacrifice: 6<\/strong><\/span>
\nEmmett poisons himself
\nOlder Sister hacks an FBI agent to death with an axe
\nOlder Sister sticks an axe in an FBI agent\u2019s head and Shepard and other FBI agents shoot him (shared)
\nOlder Sister shoves an FBI agent onto a pair of stag horns
\nShepard and FBI agents shoot Older Sister (for some reason it only goes into one agent)
\nA possessed FBI agent shoots an FBI agent in the head
\nThe possessed FBI agent dies from a gunshot wound inflicted by Shepard (indicated by it possessing him)<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, you sick fucker\u201d: 15<\/strong><\/span>
\nPossessed Shepard stabs two mobsters with a knife
\nPossessed Shepard shoots a mobster
\nPossessed Shepard smashes a mobster’s head with a rifle while shooting another in the head
\nPossessed Shepard shoots two mobsters
\nPossessed Shepard kills three mobsters
\nA mobster shoots the possessed Shepard in the head
\nA possessed mobster pulls the pin off a grenade and hands it to another mobster, blowing him up
\nPastor Erikson shoots that mobster
\nEvelyn shoots Pastor Erikson
\nEvelyn blows herself up<\/p>\n

[THE FINAL TALLY= 76]<\/span><\/h2>\n

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Gabriel shoots his dog
\nPrichard apparently shot Daniel McCallum
\nWoodley shoots Pastor Erikson with a rubber bullet gun<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don\u2019t Kill It (2016) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine [CHARACTER KILLS] FBI Agent Deacon Shepard (Miles Doleac): 13 Glen Prichard (Milorad Djomlija): 6 Marcus Banks (Todd Farmer): 4 Older Sister (Emily Brobst): 4 FBI Agent Evelyn Pierce (Kristina Klebe): 3 Gabriel (Randy Austin): 3 Jebediah Woodley Sr. (Todd Messenger): 2 Daniel McCallum (N\/A): 2 Pastor … Read moreDon’t Kill It Body Count Breakdown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3163],"tags":[2204,487,2208],"class_list":["post-28340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recent-breakdowns","tag-body-count-breakdown","tag-dolph-lundgren","tag-longuecarabine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35525,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28340\/revisions\/35525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}