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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine<\/span><\/h2>\n

[CHARACTER KILLS]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Richmond Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson<\/a>): 1,268
\nMerlin (Mark Strong): 232
\nHarry Hart\/Agent Galahad I (Colin Firth): 61
\nGary \u201cEggsy\u201d Unwin\/Agent Galahad II (Taron Egerton): 28
\nJames Spencer\/Agent Lancelot (Jack Davenport): 6
\nGazelle (Sofia Boutella): 3
\nLee Unwin (Jonno Davies): 2
\nTerrorist #1 (Adrian Quinton): 2
\nChester King\/Arthur (Michael Caine<\/a>): 1
\nThe Church Leader (Corey Johnson): 1<\/p>\n

[CORPSE BREAKDOWN]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Middle East, 1997: 4
\n<\/strong><\/span>James and Lee shoot 2 terrorists (1 kill for James and Lee)
\nLee throws himself at Terrorist #1 who pulled a pin out of a grenade blowing them both up (Shared)<\/p>\n

\u201cI suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far\u201d: 6
\n<\/strong><\/span>Lancelot shoots Big Goon
\nLancelot shoots 3 of Big Goon\u2019s men in their heads
\nLancelot shoots Red in the head
\nGazelle cuts Lancelot in half with one of her sword legs<\/p>\n

Briefing: 67
\n<\/strong><\/span>57 Ugandans bodies are seen in a photo killed by Valentine
\n10 Chechens bodies are seen in a photo killed by Valentine<\/p>\n

\u201cMan up!\u201d: 3
\n<\/strong><\/span>Harry slaps Professor Arnold in the face which accidentally causes his implant to make his head explode
\nHarry blows up 2 of Valentine\u2019s men with an explosive lighter<\/p>\n

Valentine\u2019s Mansion: 2
\n<\/strong><\/span>Gazelle cuts one of Princess Tilde\u2019s bodyguard\u2019s throat with one of her sword legs
\nGazelle stabs one of Princess Tilde\u2019s bodyguard\u2019s in the head with one of her sword legs<\/p>\n

Free Bird: 140
\n<\/strong><\/span>Harry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots a Church member in the head (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots 17 Church members (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine stabs a Church member with a piece of spiked wood (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine bashes a Church member in the neck with his gun (Shared) Harry whilst being controlled by Valentine throws a Church member across the church killing him (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine breaks a Church member\u2019s neck (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine uses a Church member as a human shield who is then stabbed with a piece of spiked wood by another Church member who is being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine strangles a Church member with his arm (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine hits 2 Church member\u2019s in their faces with a brazier killing them (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine stabs 4 Church member\u2019s with a knife (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine beats a Church member to death with his bare hands and is then pushed out of a window by another Church member who is being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine sets a Church member\u2019s head on fire with his lighter gadget and uses him as a human shield as he is shot by another Church member who is being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots a Church member (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine breaks a Church member\u2019s neck (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots a Church member (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots 4 Church member\u2019s (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine impales 3 Church member\u2019s with a pole (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine electrocutes a Church member with his ring then throws him into a wall breaking his neck and spine (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine puts his explosive lighter into a Church member\u2019s pocket which blows up 2 Church member\u2019s (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine pulls an axe out of a Church member (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine hits a Church member in her neck with an axe (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine stabs a Church member with a knife (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots a Church member (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine stabs a Church member with a knife (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine shoots a Church member (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine stabs 5 Church member\u2019s with a knife\/gun and gun barrel (Shared)
\nThe Church Leader whilst being controlled by Valentine beats a Church member to death in the background with a stand (Shared)
\nHarry whilst being controlled by Valentine impales The Church Leader\u2019s head with a sharp wooden stick (Shared)
\n83 Church member\u2019s bodies are seen killed each other whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)<\/p>\n

\u201cWell this ain\u2019t that kind of movie\u201d: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nValentine shoots Harry in the eye (Comes back to life)<\/span><\/p>\n

Betrayal: 1<\/strong><\/span>
\nArthur poisons a glass of whiskey and Eggsy switches the glasses then Arthur activates the poison with his pen gadget causing Arthur to poison himself (Shared)<\/span><\/p>\n

Valentine\u2019s Base: 256
\n<\/strong><\/span>Eggsy shoots 16 of Valentine\u2019s men
\nMerlin shoots 5 of Valentine\u2019s men
\nEggsy shoots 2 of Valentine\u2019s men
\nEggsy blows up 5 of Valentine\u2019s men
\nEggsy shoots 2 of Valentine\u2019s men
\nMerlin activates the implants blowing up 54 of Valentine\u2019s men\u2019s heads, 172 VIP\u2019s heads and Swedish Prime Minister Martin Lindstrom\u2019s head<\/p>\n

V-Day: 1,059
\n<\/strong><\/span>A bus driver whilst being controlled by Valentine runs over 6 civilian\u2019s with a bus (Shared)
\n2 civilian\u2019s are thrown out of windows by other civilian\u2019s whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\n37 civilian\u2019s bodies are seen in London killed by other civilians whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\n196 civilian\u2019s bodies are seen in Rio De Janeiro killed by other civilians whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\n406 civilian\u2019s bodies are seen in a baseball stadium killed by other civilians whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)
\nA baseball player whilst being controlled by Valentine beats a civilian to death with a baseball bat (Shared)
\n411 civilian\u2019s bodies are seen killed by other civilians whilst being controlled by Valentine (Shared)<\/p>\n

\u201cThis ain\u2019t that kind of movie bruv\u201d: 2
\n<\/strong><\/span>Eggsy cuts Gazelle\u2019s arm with his poisoned shoe blade killing her
\nValentine dies from having one of Gazelle\u2019s sword legs thrown into his back by Eggsy<\/p>\n

[THE FINAL TALLY= 1,541]<\/span><\/h2>\n

[THE UNCONFIRMED AND UNCOUNTED]<\/span><\/h2>\n

Harry keeps his dog Mr Pickle on display in his house
\nValentine\u2019s signal caused an unknown amount of destruction around the globe
\nCharlie Hesketh is believed dead after Merlin detonates the implants but he survives into the next film<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) Body Count Breakdown by Longuecarabine [CHARACTER KILLS] Richmond Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson): 1,268 Merlin (Mark Strong): 232 Harry Hart\/Agent Galahad I (Colin Firth): 61 Gary \u201cEggsy\u201d Unwin\/Agent Galahad II (Taron Egerton): 28 James Spencer\/Agent Lancelot (Jack Davenport): 6 Gazelle (Sofia Boutella): 3 Lee Unwin (Jonno Davies): 2 Terrorist #1 (Adrian … Read moreKingsman: The Secret Service (2014) Body Count Breakdown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3163],"tags":[2204,3229,2208,3915,1049,1441,2907],"class_list":["post-27135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recent-breakdowns","tag-body-count-breakdown","tag-kingsman-the-secret-service","tag-longuecarabine","tag-mark-strong","tag-michael-caine","tag-samuel-l-jackson","tag-sofia-boutella"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27135"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36743,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27135\/revisions\/36743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allouttabubblegum.com\/new-home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}